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Can't even spell Pienaar or Baloucoune correctly. And he thinks there's only one F in F*****g Ferris. :duck: I'd take Darren Cave's or Paul Marshall's punditry over Ferriss's any day. They at least try to talk about things other than big hits. Admittedly minor matters like tactics, players' strengt...

Must admit, we got to half time better than I expected.

Cormac wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:49 pm Did I just hear the commentator describe Matty Rea as a “turnover king”?

You're still listening to her?

So It Is wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:20 pm Never down

If yer referring to our second try, roll the clock forward 5 seconds and it went down then anyway.

I listened to the second half of the match on the radio so I've only Gusher's commentary to go on. His most frequent comment was something like, 'Oh no, he's dropped it.' If Montpellier hadn't imploded, we'd have been stuffed and all because we conistently fail to do the simple things correctly. It...

Making it embarrassingly easy for 14 MP. How many scrum pens is that now Shytehouse? Is 14MP Two-Metre Peter's 12m taller cousin? He stretched on puberty. Trust you to focus on that and not the scrum pens :roll: :thumleft: I've given up on Whitehouse Junior. He's not even half as good as his da, an...

CIMANFOREVER wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 5:05 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:50 pm

CIMANFOREVER wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:54 pm Making it embarrassingly easy for 14 MP. How many scrum pens is that now Shytehouse?

Is 14MP Two-Metre Peter's 12m taller cousin?

He stretched on puberty. .....

Didn't we all?

but stretching it 14 metres?

Does the ban on SA sides hosting semifinals apply to the challenge Cup as well as the champions Cup? Not that I'm expecting ulster to win next week but would a semi against the sharks have to be held in Europe? "A home semi". Where have I heard that before? :scratch: It'll be Dublin won't...

Making it embarrassingly easy for 14 MP. How many scrum pens is that now Shytehouse? Is 14MP Two-Metre Peter's 12m taller cousin? He stretched on puberty. Trust you to focus on that and not the scrum pens :roll: :thumleft: I've given up on Whitehouse Junior. He's not even half as good as his da, an...

MightyRearranger wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:20 pm

SparkyClarky wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:17 pm If common sense breaks out we’ll use SK money on a safe pair of hands at 10?

Would the coach want a 'safe pair of hands' to stand between his son and a start?

SK's pocket money could be used for Murphy's son at 10

We are appalling even versus 12 men. Leaderless, tactics free. Embarrassing if I'm honest. Murphy needs to get this shower behind closed doors and man shame them as so called professionals. Multiple internationals, 2 time lion and 2 time RWC winner look less than average. Anti synergy... TBF, three...

So It Is wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:10 pm Refreshing to that there is a thicker team in world rugby than Ulster.

Thank god otherwise our season would be gone.

give it another 6 days. . . .

CIMANFOREVER wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:54 pm Making it embarrassingly easy for 14 MP. How many scrum pens is that now Shytehouse?

Is 14MP Two-Metre Peter's 12m taller cousin?

CIMANFOREVER wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:33 pm

justinr73 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:32 pm Wonder what the odds were on him getting a try and a red?

Probably about even money….

Great player but a total liability

Liabilities do not make great players.

Just sayin' like.

At present ulster are better with burns at 10 than doak. The question is do we sacrifice that in order to invest in doak for the rest of the season. That’s my point, but season isn’t dead so for me the answer is no. Doak has no vision at 10 and yes he’s out of position, but when we are still in con...