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I watched the game in an almost deserted pub with my (South African) ex-coach.

He said Ulster have talent but no brains or discipline.

Are we brill yet?

Can't see the game due to other commitments: is Timoney tearing up trees again?

So It Is wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:53 pm Good thing Lavanini is starting for Clermont.
Playing against 14 players should give us a marginally better chance.

I was about to write something similar!

What's the story with Stockdale?

FInal score 17-40

I don't know what I've just witnessed. It didn't look like a professional rugby game.

Big Stu makes certain with our 5th try, funnily enough against 14 and not 12 men!

11 minutes to go

17-26

We're still playing against 12 opponents

Well obviously we score another from a maul, our only weapon

Montpellier are now down to 12 men, we stil don't look like scoring.

That last collapsed maul, which made 25m going forward, should have been a Penalty Try, you useless excuse for a ref

So TomKitehouse warned Montpellier 3 penalties ago about repeated infringements, next one is yellow.

3 PK's in their 22 later, still no YC.

Wilson in for the try, finally!!!

we are making an absolute dog's dinner from easy positions

We have just managed to mess up a scoring chance from 4 scrum on 5m against 7 men... we are so brill

3 PKs at scrumtime, Timoney picks and goes but is held up in-goal. Still on a PK advantage but where's the yellow card ref?

we have a second scrum 5m from their line. First one resulted in our PK...

and Balacoulne in the corner for our second try. What did the manager put in our tea? It's working