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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Grumps Rooster & Mr PRW Moore 3heads.jpg Grumps, feel free to add any hats or assorted accessories. sorry backaway, I need a photo of the other end of the animal to turn it into you! :D FFS Grumps you sat up to that time of the morning and thats the best you c...

I queued at the pie stand, but the banker in front of me bought all the beer they had!! (which wasn't much) u clearly didnt buy your beer from the pie stand then? 4 beers, 2 steak pies. queued for about 30 seconds. then laughed at the fools in the bar queue on my way back past them. Jackie meet Wel...

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Grumps Rooster & Mr PRW Moore
Grumps, feel free to add any hats or assorted accessories.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

Rooster wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Filled in the form, wrote a cheque and handed it in to the office at a recent game - SIMPLES!

I can go 1 better again than that Grumps, just handed in the cheque and Norrie filled out form

Backaway - have you any pictures of 3-faced dogs?

Not yet, with the emphasis on yet.

Dave wrote: Hope I have now amends

Restored my faith entirely Dave

Eggs: well said Sir, I'm with you on all that.

If we can't beat the Dragons away next week then we don't deserve to be in the semis. Now Dave I have keenly followed your posts to date and notice you only speak when it matters. That said I'm horrified by this one. Are you seriously saying that if we only get an away BP next week and finish 3rd o...

OK so now we know exactly the position. Losing BP and we are guaranteed no worse than 4th, Win and we are guaranteed 3rd & will be playing Leinster. I confidently predict: Ospreys will win but not get a 4 try BP against mighty Aironi Scarlets will beat Cardiff Ulster will beat the Dragons with t...

GREAT/CRAP

Great result. Crap, I was looking forward to watching it, assumed the game would be 7.05 ko - bugger. Oh.... I mean brilliant.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Wife's just in and has said something about an announcement earlier - Barren Carrickfergus!

Wot's that all about - I mean it's accurate, but wot's it to do with the wedding?

Snap, mine said she thought she heard something about Carrickfergus.

goonhead - u getting annoyed about your precious gripe thread being hijacked by thoughts of pippa middleton's ar$e, and the young ginger prince getting to grips with it later on? To be honest I hadn't seen her earlier but I now find a certain attraction in seeing a lot more of her Brennan. Seems to...

somebody clearly has more time on their hands than cables... don't folk have lawns to mow, hedges to trim, trellis to attend to at this time of year? Nope, if they worked as diligently as I did, they will have the paint tins in correct alpha sortation within distinctive colour groupings, The lawnmo...

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Good one backaway - is that where your nom-de-plume came from?

I looked at that photo and wondered who it reminded me of - it was only when I put a hat on it, I realised who that was.

Excellent work Grumps, that hat makes that dogs Brennan look good, whereas I make the hat look good.

Windeos wrote:removed due to prejudicial coment

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not good windies.

ps Did something bad happen to you last night ?

when the new stands go up, people will come, lets face it guys it's a sh*thole at the momemt :cheers: I'm getting heartily pished off with the increasing number of knobheads coming on here calling my beloved Ravenhill a shithole. :duh: By all means refer to it as a crumbling edifice, an ageing ruin...

Yes yes gentlemen, how very clever you both are. You are right to think all of us new fangled online types are all terribly simple. My heartiest congratulations to you both. (Imagine 2 oldish farts being patted on the head with daft leering grins on their faces - much like a dog having its tummy tic...