The UAFC

Scranner wrote:Can someone not be banned just for being seriously annoying? Serious question!!

Whaaatttt!

Fek sake don't ban wee Cornerfleg,i'm haein tooooo much fun wie the muppet ha ha ha!!!!!

Russ wrote:

thegreenlantern wrote:Fek the craics great on here I yous tae think yiz wer all serious oul feckers ha ha!!!!!!

I'm willing to bet I am younger than you ...

Fek

Are ye in P6 hey?

Fek the craics great on here I yous tae think yiz wer all serious oul feckers ha ha!!!!!!

Russ wrote:yo yo yo, wadup homez, diz russ speekn ta ya frum da hud so it iz!
u gna ta match diz fri la?

Howl on till I get boring Neils dictionary.
I'll get back t ye.

Gary wrote:Just popped in for a wee Geoff Duke so I did. Can anyone of yez enlighten me as to what The Great Lampitt's last post meant. It's quare and bad English so it is.

Is the Great Clampit Cornerflegs other name?
Well he's away gettin his bake slapped fer no havin enuff juice in his jizz ha ha ha!

Cornerfleg wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote: An onanist, a schleper of the mutton dagger, a self-entertainer, a wenkbeg, a masturbatory phenomenon .

Do you reckon he can do both his nobs at the same time?

Aye,yer wife can handle both of them rightly ha ha ha!!!!!

May I offer my undying, unwavering, unmitigated and unbegrenzt support to one of the finest outside centres in Europe. Remember people said Bowe had no wheels for a long time. Please run in three tries on Friday and prove these nay-sayers wrong and thank you for all you have done and are continuing...

Diss me all ye want but Caver disnae hae the wheels fer the next level and if Ulster want tae get there they need a o/c centre wiy some jets. Perhaps like Earls? :shock: Cave lacks a certain natural athleticism; I think that has been long established by anyone with any sense. What Cave has done, un...

big mervyn wrote:

Cornerfleg wrote:Dear lord 100 000 sperm and that one was the quickest ....

Up to 500,000,000 tadpoles fleg.

Anything less than 100,000,000 is considered subfertile.

He's talkin about his own sperm count big man.
No wonder she slaps him ha ha ha!!!!

Diss me all ye want .... Tempting as that invite is .... I’m afraid sparring at this level can only end up akin to shooting fish in a finger ... if you want proper dissing you've got to up your game, considerably ... slapping a cheap inflatable punch beg with the air slowly leaking from it loses an...

I know Ulster dinnae play international rugby, are you wee taw did are something
They need a better outside centre for sure.

Mon Joe tell me, ye will nae get anywhere smokin that muppet ha ha!

Diss me all ye want but Caver disnae hae the wheels fer the next level and if Ulster want tae get there they need a o/c centre wiy some jets.

Whoooo
It's the muppet master!

my vote goes to Olding, with honourable mentions to Robbie, Tommy, Lewis and wait for it ..... ..... McComish :shock: . I was in dread when I saw the team sheet, but IN FAIRNESS (sorry Snipe) he did put himself about a bit including a superb turnover in a maul when he just wrenched the ball away, A...