The UAFC

I can't even touch my index fingers together with one eye closed, so how Ian Mackinley is able to play at all let alone score conversions like he did last night is incredible to me.

Ruck. Look at the ball sitting there all lovely. Look at it a bit more. Decide not to pass as we have to box kick. Take up the box kick pose just to telegraph it even more. Ignore the collective sigh from the crowd. Box kick the laces off it. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Watching Pyrgos for...

I thought Benetton were a bit naive at the end. With any other ref but Nigel, possibly/probably the right thing, but with Nigel, you know he will make the hard or even controversial decisions. Not that I'm saying he was wrong - he wasn't, but other ref's might not have given it. I even saw it comin...

Kofi Annan wrote:Having a dump, kinda apres poo, somewhere outdoors with a nice view early morning one, they really are the best. Currently in Isle of Skye what a view this morning for a shît.

Sounds like a relaxing holiday.

No, that's not my argument at all. The reason he's in trouble is because she's legally classified as a child with respect to the distribution of a photograph. But she is not legally classified as a child for the purposes of engaging in sexual intercourse. Does that not seem illogical to you? I don'...

Your argument is that if 2 16 year olds can legally have sex, then it should be ok to make and distribute indecent images of a 16 year old, and I thoroughly disagree with that. No, that's not my argument at all. The reason he's in trouble is because she's legally classified as a child with respect ...

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Dave wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:I don't understand Mr Poirot. If Frank is Baggytrousers, then who is 3put?

Also Baggy

It'll be a tight squeeze in the car back to Spain!

Reducing headcount in the public service all sounds lovely for saving public money - What actually happens is that the work previously done by these guys is then outsourced to the private sector at much higher cost. Is that counting the gold plated pensions the public service provide and actually m...

big mervyn wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:Shouldn't we also be learning a word of Ullans a week?

Sure wiv aw got a quare kist aw the wurds aready.

Very guid

I could sense that Baggy was getting a bit steamed in the weeks before Christmas and I assume he fell foul of the administrators. i can't remember where it was now but the mods just said the equivalent of "mind what you say" to him and in response he intimated that he would be taking a br...

Shouldn't we also be learning a word of Ullans a week?

Stockdale.
Getting a bit bored of his chip over, win the foot race routine at this stage though. He needs to mix it up.

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