Ulster v Hairyqueens

[Gary]

Never had a match postponed in my garden, but wouldn't have been able to play one today . Well, possibly water polo or duck shooting . Expect tomorrow's game at Ravers will not be an exciting night of running rugby.

[Deraless]

We can arm wrestle the heck outta anyone now sure.

[Dave]

We can arm wrestle the heck outta anyone now sure.

Probably still do an ACL

[222toHounslow]

So Darren is shyt then?

Is he fûck!

Lunatics have the asylum

[Jackie Brown]

Jono Gibbso says Cavey is a good option at 13 this week.

Les will not be happy

Which just goes to show that Jono is not a dumbass, unlike FOLK. Ask why Cave would be training with the two ra............... young gentlemen and then give me a rational explanation.

Whilst I'm here, has anyone noticed that if you take the two words "the rapists" and take away the space between them, you end up with therapists. I'm pretty sure that is exactly what FOLK needs, several therapists, to read the fuc'ker's bumps.

Now I thought it would be nice to remind ourselves of just why Kiss is such a moron when he chooses any option at 13 other than the right one, the one who has more rugby brain than about any 8 colleagues barring very few, the man who barring wingers has scored more tries than any other Ulster player in history - 41 - and the man who has almost certainly more try assists than any other Ulster player bar none.

Now I understand that most of you need no instruction but two things, look at the number of times he uses his brain in a scoring position where a dive or step kills any chance of a tackle, look at the number of simple run-ins by running great lines off other players to be available. He is a smart player, that is what endears him to me, especially given Ulster have an almost unsurpassed ability to look dumb.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_KVPMxlc0

Folk definitely on the PR offensive. He's taken down the DC tribute too.

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[Bart S]

Forwards Coach Jono , gets back into his box and stops the Cave loose talk.

Was Cave not ONE of the players mentioned by Jono, with Ludik and Stockdale also mentioned?

[twiglet]

Last year Kiss wouldn't let Ludik near the team - this year it is Cave.

[Liz Fraser]

Mike Brown chants: discuss....

Mike Brown Hairy Queen
Tra la La La la
Mike Brown Hairy Queen
Tra La La La La La
Mike Brown Hairy Queen
Tra La La La La
He's dirty filthy head stamping sc#m,- sc#m sc#m

He runs in slow motion
Tra La La La La La La (repeat to fade.)

[justinr73]

To the tune of Iceblink Luck?

[Cockatrice]

Mike Brown is the single biggest reason for going to this game... no greater pleasure than booing the Kunt when he comes on... only second behind Ashton in kunthood ... maybe Hartley he’s a pretty big Kunt but then again there are Sarries..

[jean valjean]

Mike Brown is the single biggest reason for going to this game... no greater pleasure than booing the Kunt when he comes on... only second behind Ashton in kunthood ... maybe Hartley he’s a pretty big Kunt but then again there are Sarries..

I'd have him ahead of Ashton in my hate list. At least Ashton doesn't try and inflict gbh every chance he gets. I really hope he gets on tonight.

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[Dave]

There are better reasons to go than Mike Brown. Come on ffs.

Wi-Fi
3 hour queue for a crepe
Halftime injured player interview
Darren Cave eating a sandwich
Shouting FOLK
Watching Jonno trying to contain a meltdown
Hearing your car reg being called out and not giving a feck
GAWA asking how much injury time there is
Bakebookers with sdc shirts over hoodies and lanyards out asking where Tommy Bowe is

[rumncoke]

Brown is on the bench so that his "everybody loves me ego " remains injury free .

[big mervyn]

There are better reasons to go than Mike Brown. Come on ffs.

Wi-Fi
3 hour queue for a crepe
Halftime injured player interview
Darren Cave eating a sandwich
Shouting FOLK
Watching Jonno trying to contain a meltdown
Hearing your car reg being called out and not giving a feck
GAWA asking how much injury time there is
Bakebookers with sdc shirts over hoodies and lanyards out asking where Tommy Bowe is

Didn't know you were from Cherryvelley Dave. Try the bogs down at the Aquinas end. The queue is nowhere near as bad

[Dave]

There are better reasons to go than Mike Brown. Come on ffs.

Wi-Fi
3 hour queue for a crepe
Halftime injured player interview
Darren Cave eating a sandwich
Shouting FOLK
Watching Jonno trying to contain a meltdown
Hearing your car reg being called out and not giving a feck
GAWA asking how much injury time there is
Bakebookers with sdc shirts over hoodies and lanyards out asking where Tommy Bowe is

Didn't know you were from Cherryvelley Dave. Try the bogs down at the Aquinas end. The queue is nowhere near as bad

Afraid naat mayte!