Ulster v Toulon Allstars

[Rooster]

Barnes in the middle with the whistle and according to our esteemed weather reporters a SW 18 mph with 34 mph gusts, for the uneducated that is the wind is blowin down the pitch from the big tv at the Aquinas end towards the big tv down at the memorial end, and it is a bit draughty getting up to blow your cap off speed at times, and for the saft ones there won't be any rain but you will need yer coat as it will only be about 12 c but will feel feckin cold with the wind blowing through yer gansey.

[Russ]

Barnes in the middle with the whistle and according to our esteemed weather reporters a SW 18 mph with 34 mph gusts, for the uneducated that is the wind is blowin down the pitch from the big tv at the Aquinas end towards the big tv down at the memorial end, and it is a bit draughty getting up to blow your cap off speed at times, and for the saft ones there won't be any rain but you will need yer coat as it will only be about 12 c but will feel feckin cold with the wind blowing through yer gansey.

Do we reckon the memorial stand will blow away again?

What about the throwing of the Tele, those in the memorial end could feel thr brunt of that

[Russ]

This on tv?

[Cornerfleg]

If the wind keeps up the TV might be on us ...

[SparkyClarky]

Please May we have the following please....
More physicality generally.
Set piece / Secure it.
Breakdown / Clear outs in particular.
Taking the ball into contact at more speed to break tackles.
Kicking game, if we have to, with chase or out of play please.
exit strategy from own 22.
Catching the ball on restarts would be good.

On the team maybe drop Gilroy to bench for being stupid, Olding, Cave centres, Payne FB.
wings Ludik, Bowe.
Just Wilson to start in place of Williams in the pack.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

SUFTUM

[Russ]

Please May we have the following please....
More physicality generally.
Set piece / Secure it.
Breakdown / Clear outs in particular.
Taking the ball into contact at more speed to break tackles.
Kicking game, if we have to, with chase or out of play please.
exit strategy from own 22.
Catching the ball on restarts would be good.

On the team maybe drop Gilroy to bench for being stupid, Olding, Cave centres, Payne FB.
wings Ludik, Bowe.
Just Wilson to start in place of Williams in the pack.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

SUFTUM

Pashun

[Cornerfleg]

Nope it's meant to be dry ....

[Russ]

Nope it's meant to be dry ....

You try telling Munter that

[Joe Schmo]

Please May we have the following please....
More physicality generally.
Set piece / Secure it.
Breakdown / Clear outs in particular.
Taking the ball into contact at more speed to break tackles.
Kicking game, if we have to, with chase or out of play please.
exit strategy from own 22.
Catching the ball on restarts would be good.

On the team maybe drop Gilroy to bench for being stupid, Olding, Cave centres, Payne FB.
wings Ludik, Bowe.
Just Wilson to start in place of Williams in the pack.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

SUFTUM

you're not asking for much, if half of that happens on Saturday don't forget to buy a lottery ticket on the way home.

[Joe Schmo]

Nope it's meant to be dry ....

You try telling Munter that

no Guinness either.

[Russ]

Nope it's meant to be dry ....

You try telling Munter that

no Guinness either.

Feck

[HwoodMike2umate]

Sounds like good fleg waving weather.

It will make up for having our wee (4 foot) garden cane flegpoles (which we had decorated that morning with red and white tape)confiscated on the way in last weekend.

[Cornerfleg]

Nope it's meant to be dry ....

You try telling Munter that

no Guinness either.

Feck

Preach brother Preach .... No Guinness .... FECK

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

I like the word "gansey"

[Loki]

I'm a big fan of it myself, though it's more geansai round our gaff

also doubles up for a great word for almost any occasion. Wee geansai of whiskey? Yessir. Did you catch a geansai of thon tube Billy Vunipola? et cetera.