Mexico, 24th April

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin · Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:30 am

Well then, how will we feck this one up?

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:38 am

Ihumph

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:40 am

Who's reffing??????????

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:40 am

2 red cards

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:42 am

I have "2 red cards" form the gentleman in the Minnie Mouse onesie ... any advance on 2 red cards ...
What about a Deccie ... do I hear 2 red cards and a Deccie ...

damianmcr · Post by **damianmcr** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:16 pm

How many citings?

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin · Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:25 pm

damianmcr wrote:How many citings?

Sightings? Of Deccie?

Does it count as a "sighting" if he walks in front of you, on the way to the crepe van from the Meet the Player Stand, and blocks out the sun? Cos then, technically it's too dark to see anything, despite him being right in front of you . . .

damianmcr · Post by **damianmcr** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:30 pm

Deccie hasn't been the same since Kraft took over Cadburys.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:32 pm

A felony or two?

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:34 pm

TMO slow motion waterboarding by Touhy ... 10 weeks knocked down to 12 for good behaviour ...

I wonder which Mexican will get away with trying to decapitate Paddy this time.

OneMore · Post by **OneMore** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:36 pm

Hendo tip tackle in the first 90 seconds. On somebody half his size. Heaslip maybe.

OneMore · Post by **OneMore** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:39 pm

Bowe touches down under the posts to win the game only for Nigel Owens to rule it out on the basis that Bowe merely placed the ball on the ground, not exerting any downward pressure. This time he makes the call himself not wanting to risk the TMO bringing the laws of physics into play again.

Kanbei · Post by **Kanbei** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:40 pm

Leinster have a 5 day turn around following the Toulon match as well. Hopefully they'll be battered and bruised.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:44 pm

We've won the game and 3 hours have passed but Leinster turn their bus around and go to the hotel the ref is at to check a decision. It turns out Pienaar's hand weighs minus 2 grams and there was no downward pressure. In fact there was grass under the ball so it wasn't even grounded. The tmo verifies via youtube. Leinster crowned champions there and then. Madigan MOTM.

solidarity · Post by **solidarity** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:30 pm

Training ground injuries. Be nice to each other, lads, you're on the same team. These are only marginally less frustrating than warm-up injuries. What's the point of warming up if you're only going to get hurt? Best not to train or warm up before KO on Friday week.

By the way who was it who said, 'I can do the warm up or play the match but not both,' or something to that effect? Moss Keane possibly?

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