Loose Head - Van der Merwes (Hond) Signs

[Cockatrice]

Hold the phone Cocker, are you suggesting the coaches actually sit down and plan this shyte? Holy feck I spilt my porridge.

higher.. just coming off medication so it might explain the confusion in my brain..

[Tender]

Ok, but I had to change my shirt.

[Cockatrice]

We can jest but it does make me wonder who the feck signed the guy and as rooster alluded to it was a ticket sales signing... one undertaken by non-coaching staff who spent £500 per annum on a luxury that we didn't need and now that we are in the red can't actually afford...