Ladyboys V Leinster

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No players or coaches were available this week to give press interviews as they are all to busy down the Lisburn Road getting Lattes, at Podium Sports getting the latest pink boots, booking flights back to SA for their holidays and making rag dolls in some charity shop as part of their community work, anyway I digress......the lads are really hurting this week after a narrow defeat against one of the best teams in world rugby, they have been and will be training like men possessed all week, (well actually only for 20 minutes a day as they have so much other things to do, the life of a professional rugby player). They are treating the game against Leinster as a cup final and know that a victory will win us the league. yadda, yadda, yadda
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You forgot the dopey f**king picture of them sitting with their arms folded in the main stand. :duh:
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We are also planning to hold back Jacob Stockdale till the 77th minute and then release our top try scorer to reek havoc on a tiring Leinster defence.....#UAB, #SUFTUM
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We've spent the season so far lulling them into a false sense of security. Sure whats another 77 minutes of the same tactic?


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Amiga500 wrote:You forgot the dopey f**king picture of them sitting with their arms folded in the main stand. :duh:
Yep. The most hilarious one is p doing it and trying to look hard.
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Can things get any worse ?
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A few things outside of UR could go the wrong way meaning we lose key operatives

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Jonno could do his ACL.
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scrum5 wrote:No players or coaches were available this week to give press interviews as they are all to busy down the Lisburn Road getting Lattes, at Podium Sports getting the latest pink boots, booking flights back to SA for their holidays and making rag dolls in some charity shop as part of their community work, anyway I digress......the lads are really hurting this week after a narrow defeat against one of the best teams in world rugby, they have been and will be training like men possessed all week, (well actually only for 20 minutes a day as they have so much other things to do, the life of a professional rugby player). They are treating the game against Leinster as a cup final and know that a victory will win us the league. yadda, yadda, yadda
One scrum half was driving the Pickie Puffer ...

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Mexico by 10.
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thecrouch wrote:Mexico by 10.
Every 5 minutes or so

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Amiga500 wrote:You forgot the dopey f**king picture of them sitting with their arms folded in the main stand. :duh:
Or their pictures on BAKEBOOK taking delivery of a new Range Rover or getting Slide Robes fitted... that's what happens when you put your heart, soul and body on the line for Ulster.. untold riches; eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow, as Ulster gladiators, we may die for the jersey.. (paraphrasing a bit..)
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Will the wifi be working, need to catch up on things?
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'If we can't get up for an Irish Derby, then there's something wrong'

'It has been a bitterly disappointing season'

'Look, we won 13 games and were a drop goal here or there away from the play offs, the team is young'

'The Ulster fans are fantastic, we owe it to them to go out on a high'

'Look, you should see the guys in the dressing room, just itching to get out on the paddock and show what they can do'

'We'll be back early for the pre-season, I believe 17/18 will be our year'

'The guys are really hurting right now, this will linger for the Summer'

'Robbie Diack is very handsome, isn't he, especially in profile' (ok, made thst one up)
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If only one of them would say:

"I'm too f**ked off for interviews. I'll do my talking on the pitch on Saturday."
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