He's more Duct Tape than man now....

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He's more Duct Tape than man now....

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Awesome cameo from Big Dave Ah Feck today, completely outclassed by a sub who is leaving to finish his degree and may just keep involved at club level.

On a day of high emotion, saying goodbye to the best player I have supported in my lifetime, sheer bloody mindedness from the players and a stats board where you can count successful line outs won on one dick, I felt moved to congratulate Big Rod on winning the Big Joeli award for WTF?
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Big Dave was clean fecked from doing the warmup, we're lucky he hung about half an hour.

He has one thing in common with the rest of our front row (starters and subs) that doesn't set him apart and that's his hands, they're like feet.

Lineout a genuine shocker, even the one or two we won the jumper was taking it either having not been lifted or getting up in the air and having to reach down to his knees.

Anyway I digress, sorry to steal Big Dave's thunder, he was monumental today - 30 mins and a warmup, well done big Dave
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Big Rod is solid in the scrum. Basically he just sits there and doesn't move. Not forward or back. He's pretty much just in the way. It's the best use of his skill set.

Lutton just goes back.
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Lutton won a turn over, made a tackle and moved about the pitch.... A skillset Big Dave can only dream of....
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Cornerfleg wrote:Lutton won a turn over, made a tackle and moved about the pitch.... A skillset Big Dave can only dream of....
Shame he put in a performance today when he hasnt since 2012

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Cornerfleg wrote:Lutton won a turn over, made a tackle and moved about the pitch.... A skillset Big Dave can only dream of....
He did very well in the loose. The scrum not so much.
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And whole we're discussing the awesomeness of pointlessness... What the actual was that band playing during the game.... Sounded like a feckin funeral dirge.... It was gruesome....
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Cornerfleg wrote:And whole we're discussing the awesomeness of pointlessness... What the actual was that band playing during the game.... Sounded like a feckin funeral dirge.... It was gruesome....
According the chap who sits behind me (yes I did end up going to the game after all), it was some tune about saying goodbye.

Best saved for funerals too.
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Thank you for the Clarification WW...

It was splendidly Ah You in its patheticness...
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Speaking of duct tape, could we tape up p's brain to keep the farts in. Alternatively, could we scrape out his brain altogether and replace it with a ball of scrunched up duct tape? Would be a marked improvement.
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FOLK Band

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FOLK the band.
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I told Mrs 222, I'd do years for killing the band.

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You ever need a getaway driver just PM me....
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If you need a suicide bomber pm me...
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