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I'm with Newton-John on this one, if she feels the need to get Physical, I could help her find Xanadu.

You gotta be of a certain vintage...

It's been a while since we signed Day-Sell, has he done his knees yet?
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Get him breeding
Line up the prime stock ladies. What are the rackettes up to?

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Russ wrote:What are the rackettes up to?
Individually or collectively? They average about 14 pints.
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Powerful tunnel carrier. The fact that he never added vision and simple offloading to his carries (so far during a long career) is criminal.
Let's hope his leg speed doesn't tail off in the next 2 years.
Very different proposition to Arno Botha.
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Deysel is an excellent signing. The more I think about it it's bloody fantastic. It's not like watching the Hond every week hoping he isn't brad pitt. His three months at Munster demonstrated that he is still playing very well. He's hardly going to diminish over the summer. He also covers second row, where we are NOT well stocked.

He's a hard nosed and experienced player. He epitomises everything that our pack has lacked. He will give us grunt and go forward ball. Who in world rugby did anyone hope we would sign?

Some of you would chuff yourselves blind over some blond-haired show pony with a six pack. Vin would ride your missus and you would get pregnant, his sperm would even knit you a uterus.
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jean valjean wrote:
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jean valjean wrote:https://youtu.be/UAprWVtsHHk

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Very homo erotic. :stir:
Thought it might get baggy's juices flowing #gayasthenextman
He's a quare shape on him alright.
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The Munster lads are sad to see him go so that is good enough for me. Hendo, treeders, vinny (deysel), marcell and reidy/henry as a back 5 ain't bad.

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Really lucky to sign him, that we twatbeg in yellow for the LibDems says he plans to ban Deysel by 2025.
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jean valjean wrote:The Munster lads are sad to see him go so that is good enough for me. Hendo, treeders, vinny (deysel), marcell and reidy/henry as a back 5 ain't bad.

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With the Hond, Rors and probably Herbst or maybe Kane in the front row. It could be a force.

Then a reserve of:
McCall Herring Kane
AOC Browne
Timoney Henry Rea

We are brill.
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So what are we calling him, Vin or now yer suckin?
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Rooster wrote:So what are we calling him, Vin or now yer suckin?
Looking forward to Big License with a Deysel Tank on behind.

Has he been signed as 2nd row or back row? :duck:
Potentially Treadwell and Henderson in Ireland squad next year. I'll argue with any Mexican he's a second row to wind the two NIQ in the back three debate.
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Rooster wrote:So what are we calling him, Vin or now yer suckin?
“Wollie” or “Wolla” at the Sharks reportedly, maybe he should have signed for the Welsh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Think I'll call him The Genie, straight out of Bryn's bottle.
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For the gay as the next man gangImage
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This guys collects red cards for fun...
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