Silly Season Limerick Competition

[Bart S]

Aussie Dave deserves to be fired
In fact he should not have been hired
He hasn't a clue
About boys not in Blue
And of his antics everyone's tired

[Muddy Bless]

My support of Ulster aint fickle,
But now they're in quite a pickle,
So to Saracens I go,
Where they put on a show,
With free tickets, I'll pay not a nickel.

[Dave]

Another heiny cup, ended in disgrace.
Jared killed Alex Goode, with his kiwi face.
Wait he's alive!
I see him high five!
Too late Garces puts, Jared in his place.

[Bart S]

Ethel was our tea lady
She took over from her Auntie Sadie
But when she left us in the lurch
We did a worldwide search
And replaced her with Nigel Brady

[Dave]

The most awkward press conference I've seen in my life.
Was when McGlocks was stabbed in the back with a knife.
It was an unmitigated PR disaster.
Ulster's rep could not drop any faster.
Classic Ulster Rugby where fcuk ups are rife.

[rumncoke]

In his youth Doak was a lad
As a scrum half really- not bad
But his language was ripe,
His coaching was tripe
He'd run out of ideas --how sad .

[justinr73]

There was a fine winger called Craig
Azzurri avoid him just like the plague
Three tries in one go
But bye-bye said Joe
For reasons exceptionally vague

[justinr73]

Kyle McCall is one of Ulster's best scrummers
At Wallace High School he took on allcomers
After a career in the pack
He can always fall back
On a contract as the face of Ann Summers

[Dave]

So our season was brad pitt and we sucked
With Les still at wheel we are fcuked
But all is not lost
At no extra cost
We have free WiFi at kingspan - I've looked

[rumncoke]

In a season with no where to hide
Ulster were a frustrating side.
But all was not lost
At no extra cost
You got WiFi -I know 'cause I've tried.

similar to Daves I know --but quotable and rhyming

[justinr73]

There was a young second row called Kieran
Who last year made more hits than Ed Sheeran
In the loose he does rule
Because when at school
He was an athlete just like Lasse Viren

[Dave]

Baggy, what are the rules on plagiarism?

[justinr73]

In the back row we're exceptionally needy
Enter a Kiwi by the name of Sean Reidy
Can ruck, maul and scrum
He'd choke tackle his mum
Player of the season oh yes indeedy

[rumncoke]

Know what makes me glad
Drivin Dave a little mad
Taking his lines three and four
Has made the guy sore
For he knows that his Limerick was bad.


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[justinr73]

Baggy, what are the rules on plagiarism?

Copy me by all means Dave.

Only too happy to help.