Silly Season Limerick Competition

[ElmoIsDead]

I prefer Haikus

feck off Nucifora you complete twunt
Everyone hates you
We hate Les Kiss almost as much

[BaggyTrousers]

Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!

Just give the prize to Rum'n now.

It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.

Well done Rum'n

Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?

Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.

That said, fine effort Ron'n, ok that odd bizarrely positioned capital letter & your th'ee exclamation marks tell us how funny you found yourself, but all in all much merit to the lad. Commendable.

[BaggyTrousers]

I prefer Haikus

feck off Nucifora you complete twunt
Everyone hates you
We hate Les Kiss almost as much

Well good for you, fuc'k off back to Sesame Street & start your Haiku thread and give my two Limerick loving heads some peace.

Much as I admire you sentiments:

There was a poster Elmo
Limericks he didn't know
Are a high form of wit
So this head the ball twit
Compose a feckin' haiku

[Muddy Bless]

There was a fella called Clinton Shifcofske,
Who, I'm sure you will not disagree,
Is a tough one to rhyme,
He was far from sublime,
In fact kicked like a blind amputee.


It rhymes if you say his name right(wrong). You cant accuse me of shying away from the tough ones!

I challenge a cunning linguist to get something to rhyme (or half rhyme) with Paul Steinmetz....

[BaggyTrousers]

A marvellous centre named Steinmetz
A tough dude to rhyme but Muddy forgets
That a Baggy's resourceful
And far from remorseful
Saying "that I think wins all your bets".

Easy peasy.

[ColinM]

Ulster weren't hedging their bets
When they signed All Black Paul Steinmetz
Not just a player was he
A coach he turned out to be
If you sign quality thats what you gets

[Muddy Bless]

A marvellous centre named Steinmetz
A tough dude to rhyme but Muddy forgets
That a Baggy's resourceful
And far from remorseful
Saying "that I think wins all your bets".

Easy peasy.

I suspected you were a cunning linguist but wasn't expecting a tongue twister.....

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!

Just give the prize to Rum'n now.

It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.

Well done Rum'n

Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?

Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.

Caesar Sonny?

Never heard of him!


How easy to get in Baggy's head
Just cos he started the thread
He thinks we're his minions
But we got opinions
And can state them, when all's done and said.

[Dave]

The greatest coach in the land is Allen Clarke
You must listen to the orders he does bark
He won the Tbilisi cup
So STFU
Allen Allen Allen Allen Clarke!

[Dave]

My beloved Ulster are so brill!
We have strength in depth and lots of skill
My teddy has it's kit
My brain is weetabix
Get behind the team it's such a thrill

[Dave]

Here are my predictions for the match
Lots of easy passes we won't catch
Concede an early try
And give them a bye
A defeat from the jaws of victory we snatch

[BaggyTrousers]

Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!

Just give the prize to Rum'n now.

It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.

Well done Rum'n

Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?

Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.

Caesar Sonny?

Never heard of him!


How easy to get in Baggy's head
Just cos he started the thread
He thinks we're his minions
But we got opinions
And can state them, when all's done and said.

State til yer hearts content, minion.

[Tender]

We once had a coach called Clarke
Who went for a stroll in the park
He picked up a slut
A bit of a mutt
But OK for a shag in the Dark.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Hail Caesar!

[Tender]

Thanks Brutus