Aaron Dundon

[Dave]

Your therapist did a fantastic job Dave. He's managed to erase last season from your memory.

Les was my therapist.

[Tender]

Oh Dave, you'll be all outta friends and your family will disown you before we're putting Sixpences into apple tarts.
You'll find yerself spouting meaningless garbage and sports media sound bites, whilst becoming overly reliant on statistics.
Get help before it's too late. Try watching Kelly's Heroes and The Bourne Supremacy, while having a family sized bag of Cheese'n'Onion and a Guinness with yer mates. Toast a Soda farl and plaster it with proper butter and a wadge of cheese. Go to Malone RFC, sit at the bar and talk shyte about the good old days, making sure to say 'Back in the day' once every 20 minutes.
Look what Folk did to Rory! He had him convinced Rodney Ah-Feck was a great forward. The Gods alone know what damage Kiss is capable of. What he did to Ulster last season is only a tiny glimpse of his destructive powers.

[Dave]

Oh Dave, you'll be all outta friends and your family will disown you before we're putting Sixpences into apple tarts.
You'll find yerself spouting meaningless garbage and sports media sound bites, whilst becoming overly reliant on statistics.
Get help before it's too late. Try watching Kelly's Heroes and The Bourne Supremacy, while having a family sized bag of Cheese'n'Onion and a Guinness with yer mates. Toast a Soda farl and plaster it with proper butter and a wadge of cheese. Go to Malone RFC, sit at the bar and talk shyte about the good old days, making sure to say 'Back in the day' once every 20 minutes.
Look what Folk did to Rory! He had him convinced Rodney Ah-Feck was a great forward. The Gods alone know what damage Kiss is capable of. What he did to Ulster last season is only a tiny glimpse of his destructive powers.

What if I told you there was a way in which we could take credit for winning the pro12, aviva premiership and top 14? Despite finishing 5th in the pro 12 and bottom of our SDC pool?

I find your thinking inflexible. Go have a long hard look at yourself and build up a meaningless exhibition match.

[kingofthehill]

This is good news and we have needed a scrum coach for a while IMO. We used to have a strong scrum but in recent years we've all been hoping that we'd manage to get par in the set piece rather than march anyone backward.

His first job is to lock Rodney in the gym for a month.

What about Bear???


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[thecrouch]

This is good news and we have needed a scrum coach for a while IMO. We used to have a strong scrum but in recent years we've all been hoping that we'd manage to get par in the set piece rather than march anyone backward.

His first job is to lock Rodney in the gym for a month.

What about Bear???


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Who is bear?

[Dave]

Is he just a scrum coach? We need a restart coach.

[kingofthehill]

This is good news and we have needed a scrum coach for a while IMO. We used to have a strong scrum but in recent years we've all been hoping that we'd manage to get par in the set piece rather than march anyone backward.

His first job is to lock Rodney in the gym for a month.

What about Bear???


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Who is bear?

Bryan Young


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[Snipe Watson]

This is good news and we have needed a scrum coach for a while IMO. We used to have a strong scrum but in recent years we've all been hoping that we'd manage to get par in the set piece rather than march anyone backward.

His first job is to lock Rodney in the gym for a month.

What about Bear???


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Is Bear not involved with the underage structure?

[Tender]

That would make him a big Teddy Bear.
What we need is a series of pre-season friendlies against Belfast Harlequins, Cooke & CIYMS. The imp could then count the three wins (wild optimism here) in his post-meltdown excuse-conferences.
We'll be brill. He'll be brill. Logie gets a knighthood...

Too much honey in my porridge.

[kingofthehill]

This is good news and we have needed a scrum coach for a while IMO. We used to have a strong scrum but in recent years we've all been hoping that we'd manage to get par in the set piece rather than march anyone backward.

His first job is to lock Rodney in the gym for a month.

What about Bear???


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Is Bear not involved with the underage structure?

He is.


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[Rooster]

Reggie Corrigan was best scrum coach we have had so far

[ColinM]

Yes Reggie was good, didnt the STA bring him in part time - and wasn't he also doing a bit with the ladyboys as well at the time?

Never understood properly why the IRFU didnt employ central scrum and kicking coaches and send them out round the provinces.

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

Your therapist did a fantastic job Dave. He's managed to erase last season from your memory.

There was no last season. It's fake news.

Les is also re-opening the coal mines in Strabane.

[Russ]

Yes Reggie was good, didnt the STA bring him in part time - and wasn't he also doing a bit with the ladyboys as well at the time?

Never understood properly why the IRFU didnt employ central scrum and kicking coaches and send them out round the provinces.

They do employ them centrally. They never leave d4 though

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[Rooster]

Yes Reggie was good, didnt the STA bring him in part time - and wasn't he also doing a bit with the ladyboys as well at the time?

Never understood properly why the IRFU didnt employ central scrum and kicking coaches and send them out round the provinces.

They do employ them centrally. They never leave d4 though

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There is the Feek guy, has he ever been to Belfast?