In fairness to Lord Fraquaad....

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In fairness to Lord Fraquaad....

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Seems I totally misjudged him... Upping sticks and either singlehandedly or as a collective making the Ospreys even worse in just a few weeks...

Respect.... Ulsterman to the core.

But feeding the players to Lions... Above and beyond the call.
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If he was a soft saffer he could just refill his hands with feathers and snowflakes then sow them back up.
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if only we could send our ex coaching staff to other competitors we could make them all shyte.. mind u McCall is doing a good job and jury out on Dinger as Glous can be a bit hit and miss in my opinion... if only we could have Doak into Glasgow or Scarlets.
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Weegies suffered last season with "coach leaving" syndrome, brought in a very good coach and are back up and running again, good that we have only the game at Spanners against them.

Ospreys are resembling an "Ulster at its worst" shambles so far but having a guy mauled by a young lion is a new low. Still, Weihahn Herbst :banghead: can probably arrange for Baldwin to go back sometime and shoot the lion. >sniper :puker: :puker: :puker:

When Herbst decreed himself a hunter, I hadn't suspected he regards "shooting fish in a barrel" as hunting. IMAGINE A CHRISTIAN SHOOTING GOD'S WEE CREATURES AS A PASSTIME. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Cockatrice wrote:if only we could send our ex coaching staff to other competitors we could make them all shyte.. mind u McCall is doing a good job and jury out on Dinger as Glous can be a bit hit and miss in my opinion... if only we could have Doak into Glasgow or Scarlets.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:Weegies suffered last season with "coach leaving" syndrome, brought in a very good coach and are back up and running again, good that we have only the game at Spanners against them.

Ospreys are resembling an "Ulster at its worst" shambles so far but having a guy mauled by a young lion is a new low. Still, Weihahn Herbst :banghead: can probably arrange for Baldwin to go back sometime and shoot the lion. >sniper :puker: :puker: :puker:

When Herbst decreed himself a hunter, I hadn't suspected he regards "shooting fish in a barrel" as hunting. IMAGINE A CHRISTIAN SHOOTING GOD'S WEE CREATURES AS A PASSTIME. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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I have to ask is a Kunt like this who,has done apassable impersonation the sort of guy we can't well do without, seems to me that he's as much use as an arsehole full of bolted shoe.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:I have to ask is a Kunt like this who,has done apassable impersonation the sort of guy we can't well do without, seems to me that he's as much use as an arsehole full of bolted shoe.

It may not come as a surprise to hear that I was exceedingly drunk when posting the above. :D
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BaggyTrousers wrote:arsehole full of bolted shoe.
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Arseholes full of Crunchies. Might be onto something there .
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Reminds me of the urban myth regarding Marianne Faithful and Sir Michael of Jagger..
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I hear you've started going to the Belfast Giants instead of Ulster as a form of protest against Lesley Kiss Kofi Annan?
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thecrouch wrote:I hear you've started going to the Belfast Giants instead of Ulster as a form of protest against Lesley Kiss Kofi Annan?
That's correct , I got myself a very nice corporate box, go to my Facebook page, pictures of me laying my shirt, scarf and rattle on the bed before I go, even got my pet shitzu a shirt, he looks the mutts nuts in it. Go giannnnts.

Kiss is not to blame, there is a culture that needs to be eradicated , more emphasis needs put on what their actual job is, too many distractions .
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