Ulster v Leinster

[thecrouch]

This is shaping up to be a disaster


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[Rooster]

This is shaping up to be a disaster


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Beardy geek will say " tough opponents, in form side and we will learn from this match, too many individual errors"

[BaggyTrousers]

I believe come Sunday morning we will have reached the point where calls of "Bring back McGlock" may not be laughed at quite so readily.

Big Dave agin Master McGrath, hope he hits him a puck in the snotterbax early doors and it all cuts up rough.

Even more, I hope Diddies is fit, a pack of Diddies, Rory, Ah Fuc'k, Tredders, Bustedcock, Hendy, Henry, Deysel will look outgunned but I reckon they might do a job.

Then again, NHL will be back to spill the ball that they win. Could anyone see NHL play Cave's part in the move that brought the first try in La Rochelle?

[scrum5]

Big call at 9
Is Cairns up to it?

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Well he would have been, if Pienaar hadn't been holding him back all these years.

or some clown thought it was a good idea to play him as a winger for a year

[EastTerraceUR]

McCall, Best, Ah You, O'Connor, Treadwell, Henderson, Henry, Reidy
Cairns, Nelson, Stockdale, McCloskey, Marshall, Ludik, Piutau.

Herring, Merwe, Kane, Diack, Deysel, Stewart, Herron, Bowe

[scrum5]

Is Paul Marshall injured?

[222toHounslow]

No just shyte

[EastTerraceUR]

No just shyte

Unavailable

[Russ]

Is Paul Marshall injured?

Dropped

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[BR]

Is Paul Marshall injured?

Dropped

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'Unavailable' is never good.

[Russ]

Is Paul Marshall injured?

Dropped

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'Unavailable' is never good.

No i flippantly postes before being fully aware of the unavailable tag

I wish Paul well

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[Dave]

My rap to diss Leinster:

This bit is like in a Will Smith style:

Rob can fly
So so high
Like a sparrow
Or a red arrow
Soaring in the skies
His big brown eyes
Deep and mysterious
Making me delirious
He comes down with a bump
I grab his lump
Please don't fall
Here, let me hold your ball
There that's it
Please don't exit
Or call the cops
Let's just take off our tops
Oh look here's some coconut oil
I'll rub it on your skin and wrap you in tinfoil
Pout those lips
Do things for tips
Just let yourself go
Go with the flow
With consent of course
You have the thighs of a horse
Hold me
Fold me
Over a bench
Let's see you clench…

*Music gets darker and this is like eminem all angry and ansgty*

Yo dawg I thought you were Dave
Mother likes him better and also Darren Cave
And also Devin toner and the tullow tank
They'd make better sons than you, you stupid plank
Go away Rob your hair is horrible
Your car isn't economical
Your DVDs are not borrowable
Your form isn't tolerable
Except for Joe
He doesn't care that your slow
For him it's fine
That you've had no form (say this slowly) since two thousand and nine...

Yo dawg Sexto is bad
Like a clown not funny but sad
Putting on a facade
Look at me I'm fit to play
What can say you?
But f*** you to the naysayers
Joe just doesn't pick injured players
I took no knock to the scone
So I can clearly play on
I only hurt my - think of a random body part
Now Joe can play me from the start
I don't need no HIA
Ulster fans just go away

Yo dawg we are brill
You have no soul or skill
Go back to D4
Car full of C4
Tick tick boom
Bye bye w**kers full of gloom
Because you lost
And you got bossed

F**k D4

F**k U2

F**k the toll bridge (I never pay motherf**kers)

F**k bewleys

F**k heaslip live on Facebook

F**k the luas

F**k Conor McGregor

F**k temple f**king bar

F**k dunloaghaire pier

F**k Ray Darcy

F**k Blackrock college

F**k old belvo

F**k the dart

F**k healy’s ghey Jeep

F**k UCD

F**k f**king Mexico


Uh huh, this brad pitt is real.


Five points in the bag!!!

[Dave]

If Lele is out. I hope they just pick a nipper for the bench. Not some convoluted Nigel Brady style nonsense.

[Tender]

Dave, you have a lot of spare time, but left out...

F**k the LUAS

But given it's your best wrap yet, it would be churlish of me to mention it.

So does Cairns emulate Shanananana's first big start, when he was so bad FOLK subbed him at halftime? And why is Shanana not starting?

Paul in unavailable for a very reasons infinitely more important than a game of Rugby. Even an inter-pro against the mexicanfeckers.

[222toHounslow]

Yeah, poor effort by me. Didn’t realise he was unavailable again.