Jordi Murphy to Ulster

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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Deraless » Sat May 26, 2018 4:47 pm

Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Dave » Sat May 26, 2018 4:49 pm

Deraless wrote:
Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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You're clearly not at PJ's
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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Deraless » Sat May 26, 2018 4:53 pm

Dave wrote:
Deraless wrote:
Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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You're clearly not at PJ's
Surely if there's one lesson to be learned from the whole debacle, it's to maintain healthy stock levels.

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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by rumncoke » Sat May 26, 2018 6:20 pm

Stock levels had little to do with it don’t close the door , only one specimen was identified after 3 BJs none of the accused claimed PIV


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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Dave » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:45 am

Jordi's dog has gone missing...Image
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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by pip14 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:17 pm

Dog found :cheers:
You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late.

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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Dave » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:42 pm

pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
Great stuff [emoji106]
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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Kofi Annan » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:31 pm

pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by big mervyn » Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:34 pm

Kofi Annan wrote:
pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
Bloody cyclists.
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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by rumncoke » Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:33 pm

pip opened his raincoat ---- and the dog ran home

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Re: Jordi Murphy to Ulster

Post by Cap'n Grumpy » Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:39 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:
pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
Bloody cyclists.
His own blood or the dog's? :shock:
Sadly the days of people using proper English are went

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