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I've seen top-class rugby at Spanners this year, however, it has been so hit & miss that I can name every instance:

Marcell's 50 minutes against Cheetahs, boys oh we could do with him & a decent pair of knees.

Leinster's casual dismissal of Alster at Spanners without breaking sweat

The game against Scaaaaaaaaalets was really quite good with a great finish.

Darren Cave, with no sense of irony, saving Kiss's pelt from a good skinning against Munster

Christian Leali'ifano taking his lumps against some blatant thuggery from Munster and never looking like quitting, quality man.

That Chuck & Stockcube try from 80 metres against Connacht.

If anyone can think of anything else ..............fair fecks to yis.
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The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
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Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
The git never chucks any Subs up into the Grandstand #discrimination
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Rooster wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
The git never chucks any Subs up into the Grandstand #discrimination
Subway don't do prawns ;)
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big mervyn wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
The git never chucks any Subs up into the Grandstand #discrimination
Subway don't do prawns ;)
Even more discrimination then
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Rooster wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
The git never chucks any Subs up into the Grandstand #discrimination
Subway don't do prawns ;)
Even more discrimination then
They'll have to get "Gourmet Burger Man" to visit the main stand at HT :lol:
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big mervyn wrote:
Rooster wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
The git never chucks any Subs up into the Grandstand #discrimination
Subway don't do prawns ;)
Even more discrimination then
They'll have to get "Gourmet Burger Man" to visit the main stand at HT Image
Sounds like a possibility
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Cornerfleg wrote:The "On yer own" song when thon green gabshite from Subway walks past with the two bimbos .... wtf is he about? He could almost play 10 for us.
I can genuinely confirm that I have never ever in my longlegged life seen subway man & his retinue of babes. Daresay I'm nat missin' alat. Halftime is for a pissstop, stout refill and if I'm Lee & Hank, a gourmet burger, back for the last few minutes of the minis and the Q-chube talking guff to some sicknote who hopes to be back soon.....................SOON.
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He mustn't come anywhere near the Mem Stand, as I've never seen him. Subway is on a power with McD's, KFCrap and Greggs. Pure shyte for lazy barstewards who don't mind processed food. So unless he's flinging wholemeal pitta pockets stuffed with quinoa and cauliflower smoked salmon salad, he can shove his twelve inchers where the sun doesn't shine.
Now if Tayto Man wants to chuck bags of Tayto Cheese'n'Onion into the Mem Stand, I'll give him my fullest support and renew my ST for the rest of my natural.
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Quinoa man goes up to the corporate boxes.
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UR goes Vegan....

Spit roast Tofu...
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Rodney has just handed in a transfer request...
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Imagine packing down behind Rodney.... Fueled on nothing but lentils....!
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I'd like to think in the light of recent events and the scrapping of "walk-on girls" in that there darts, that Sub Man's lady companions will be removed and he will be left to plough a lone furrow. I abhor the objectification of women as much as the next man but I'd especially love to see him go on his hole.

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Dave wrote:Quinoa man goes up to the corporate boxes.
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