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I have a smart phone but it's not as smart as Dearie's missus. :D
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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We're Shyte and we know we are
We're Shyte and we know we are
We're Shyte and we know we are
We're Shyte and we know we are..

I'll not be SUFTUMing anytime soon. Two seasons of decline have knocked the SUFTUM right outta me.
UR should be embarrassed to have that team run out to the tune. Unless that is, the words above are the accepted version.
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Love me Tender
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I'm a bit busy with this Tikka Masala right now, but I'll call round after.
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Tidy.
The old mans gone off to a Star Wars convention.
He's got a thing for ewoks.
Fecken weirdo.
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Liz Fraser wrote:Tidy.
The old mans gone off to a Star Wars convention.
He's got a thing for ewoks.
Fecken weirdo.
Does that mean you're 3 foot 10 and rather hirsute?

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twiglet wrote:PLEASE PLEASE GET RID of the Q Radio input to the match night.
Not going to happen when they are an official media partner.

Unless of course they can see the rot and decide not to renew next season too.
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SUFTUM is the most cringeworthy song I've ever heard blurted out at Ravers. Not very long ago the team used to run out, full pelt to 'The Boys Are Back In Town', a crackin song by Thin Lizzy. Now it's the Pet Shop Boys which I suppose is more suitable considering the powderpuff pack and how we tack it up the backs. Sad Days!!!
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I nominated a Bob Marley tune for the Glasgow game.
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BR wrote:I nominated a Bob Marley tune for the Glasgow game.
It wasn't Exodus - that's for next season
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"Pass the Marijuana"?

Might make the match seem a bit better
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Redemption song?
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BR wrote:
BR wrote:I nominated a Bob Marley tune for the Glasgow game.
It wasn't Exodus - that's for next season

Good call. Our back three will probably resemble Three Little BIrds.

Mind you with the chorus folk, not FOLK, could get the wrong impression, much as it could be Terry's preferred message.

Singin' don't worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh
Every little thing gonna be alright, don't worry
Singin' don't worry about a thing, I won't worry
"'Cause every little thing gonna be alright
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To be fair it's one of his lesser known posthumous releases. 'Can't Take Your S.Logans No More'
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