Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Dave » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:30 pm

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Deraless » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:47 pm

How about...If we avail of the wonderful official taxi partners, are in the back seat ready to depart and find a strange young lady jumping in beside us, tell her politely to eff the eff off.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by jean valjean » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:02 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:Slight addendum to our core values for the rest of the season - need to keep up to speed when getting preached at.


- We are passionate in our support of the Ulster team

- We are silent during kicks at goal by both teams

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink responsibly

NO MORE THAN - 8 tins of Carlsberg, 4 pints of Guinness, 2 Gin & Tonics, 5 vodka lemonades, 3 shots of Tequila and Sambuca - EACH

- we don't then drive home.

- We are mindful of our language, especially when there are children and young people near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory language

- We respect the opposition players, supporters, management and officials.
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Rooster » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:11 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:How do you wassap after that?
Wasn't invented in those days it was text or speech and I think both of us were beyond the ability to text at the time.
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Rooster » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:14 pm

Deraless wrote:How about...If we avail of the wonderful official taxi partners, are in the back seat ready to depart and find a strange young lady jumping in beside us, tell her politely to eff the eff off.

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Might be safer just to "would you mind taking the next taxi please" don't want to offend or her to take you literally !
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by TopPoster » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:41 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:Slight addendum to our core values for the rest of the season - need to keep up to speed when getting preached at.


- We are apathetic in our current support of the Ulster team

- We are speechless during another opposition kick at goal

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink to think positive

- We are mindful of Rodney Ah Feck especially when there are children and young people with food near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory WhatsApp messages

- We are envious of the opposition players, supporters, management and officials.
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Cockatrice » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:34 pm

All members of the club have now been given cultural training.... it included Pride of the Raven, how to use WhatsApp and where to find a Lion to shoot.. and a talk from the GAA on how to reach out to all sectors of the community..
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Deraless » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:38 pm

Cockatrice wrote:All members of the club have now been given cultural training.... it included Pride of the Raven, how to use WhatsApp and where to find a Lion to shoot.. and a talk from the GAA on how to reach out to all sectors of the community..
Maybe that's why we've hardly seen Rory, Hendy and Jarrid this year. Someone mentioned to Herbie that we had 3 Lions in the squad. Jarrid has taken to wearing a Kevlar vest and helmet to training.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Cornerfleg » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:48 pm

UPDATE on New Ulster Values


- We are passionate in our support of the Ulster team

- We are silent during kicks at goal by both teams

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink responsibly

NO MORE THAN - 8 tins of Carlsberg, 4 pints of Guinness, 2 Gin & Tonics, 5 vodka lemonades, 3 shots of Tequila and Sambuca - EACH - we don't promote then driving home ... most of the time.

- We are mindful of our language, especially when there are children and young people near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory language

- We respect the opposition players, supporters, management and officials....... and Sluts, we love and respect all sluts
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Deraless » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:10 pm

The slut comment was not made by a (current) Ulster Rugby player

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Cornerfleg » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:18 pm

I think it's patently obvious each week we have to listen to them... that the Ulster Values are NOT for current Ulster Rugby players but for fans, supporters and taggers on...
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Russ » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:54 pm

Deraless wrote:The slut comment was not made by a (current) Ulster Rugby player

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Tender » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:57 pm

OMG Fleg! Are you saying our heroes aren’t setting a good example?

Who will show us the right way to live our lives?
How will we raise our children?
How will we treat our elderly, like thon aul git Baggy? None intended.
How will we treat our weemin ?
Support the Team, not the regime
Guinness is Good For You.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Cornerfleg » Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:21 pm

No Tender... Just saying you dont need s degree to spot a tool.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Post by Cornerfleg » Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:23 pm

Or a flute as da youf now call it i believe...
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"

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