Metuisela Talebula????

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You'll never get 3 months out of those knees
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Presumably Payne is retiring..
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solidarity wrote:
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?
Neither has Bryn either, if he's to be believed.
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solidarity wrote:
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?
How old are the videos though and what was the opposition in each case, it is easy to look good against crap
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WHAT ABOUT 'IS KNEES?

I believe they've been strapped up with a black velvet band.

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Cornerfleg wrote:You'll never get 3 months out of those knees
If HWM can get sixty years out of his liver, those knees are good for at least six months.
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His knees are fine at the minute - he hasn’t signed yet. Wait til he’s in the arrival lounge and watch him being wheeled out by the Special Assistance team.
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He’s heading straight to Saffrica for the op. It’ll save a load of time.
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Tender wrote:He’s heading straight to Saffrica for the op. It’ll save a load of time.
Can he have the second op under the same anaesthetic? That would save even more time.
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Not allowed. He must make an one appearance, feature on the front cover of the programme and do an interview with Waistcoat before his second op.
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Aye then he’ll tell us how he loves Belfast, the Ulster culture and his family love it here, and he loves Jesus - then we’ll never see him play again until he signs for an Avivabosh team.
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Week one: URSC stand.
Week two: Club shop.
Only on week three will he graduate to a pic with the minis and a hug from Subprick.


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