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Re: New Coach

Post by Tender » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:36 pm

Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
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Re: New Coach

Post by jackthelad » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:40 pm

Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
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Re: New Coach

Post by rocky » Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:13 pm

jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
Not only very funny, Jack, but you didn't insert an unnecessary apostrophe! Brilliant!
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Re: New Coach

Post by Jetstream » Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:34 pm

Jérémy Davidson must leave UBB. (© Ohvalie - Christophe Georgeval) The future of Jérémy Davidson, the head coach, is apparently no longer in Bordeaux. The last press point taught us that the UBB had made a proposal to Jean-Baptiste Poux, who stops his career at the end of the season. SEE ALSO: Pessac celebrates its title of committee with Axelle Red One



The above is a Google translation of a tweet re Bordeaux Begles which would suggest he is leaving them.

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Re: New Coach

Post by Silverstu » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:10 pm

Well here is the link-

https://actu.fr/nouvelle-aquitaine/bord ... 50914.html

Well he certainly fits the bill.. I did hear they might be looking for an Irish coach.

Had started to think it might be Lancaster as bringing through the academy lads is really important in the next few years and initially was brought in to Leinster to help get Leo and co up to speed. He does seem to be enjoying it down there though.

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Re: New Coach

Post by BaggyTrousers » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:12 pm

rocky wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
Not only very funny, Jack, but you didn't insert an unnecessary apostrophe! Brilliant!
I commend Rocky on his perspicacity & Jack on his bloody good humour. :thumleft:
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Re: New Coach

Post by Gary » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:26 pm

Baggy, you might have to explain to some around here that does not mean Rocky gets very sweaty.
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Re: New Coach

Post by jean valjean » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:29 pm

If Lancaster wins the souper douper and league double with Leinster then what else has he to achieve there? He was an international coach who is now working under plug. If he has any sense of self worth he will be looking for a new challenge very soon.

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Re: New Coach

Post by Cockatrice » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:47 pm

jean valjean wrote:If Lancaster wins the souper douper and league double with Leinster then what else has he to achieve there? He was an international coach who is now working under plug. If he has any sense of self worth he will be looking for a new challenge very soon.

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Re: New Coach

Post by Dave » Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:51 pm

Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
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Re: New Coach

Post by TinPig » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:42 am

I'm feeling Perky this morning!!! :pig:
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Re: New Coach

Post by TinPig » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:42 am

I'm feeling Perky this morning!!! :pig:
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Re: New Coach

Post by jackthelad » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:47 am

Dave wrote:Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
There are 30 flights a week from Leeds to Belfast.
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Re: New Coach

Post by Dave » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:51 am

jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
There are 30 flights a week from Leeds to Belfast.
I know but to be head coach you would need to relocate. He has to be available at any hour to answer the phone when the cops ring.
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Re: New Coach

Post by Cornerfleg » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:02 am

Not only that ... but say there's a question for the CEO to answer, it's no use having a coach over in Leeds while the CEO grabs his emergency Go Bag heads for the first flight to Alicante.
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