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Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 am
by Cornerfleg
Ulster to solve cover at 10 issue and if Cooney gets picked for Ireland....

We all chip in a few quid get in touch with Deed Poll and sign - Isa Pienaar.

Simple ... everyone knows if yer name is Isa you get a blank cheque and licence to play wherever you want. So If Ruan ... ahem ... I mean Isa was to come back here, mentor McP and bring Lowry on and if Cooney is ever unfortunate enough to get a call up because they just cant ignore him any longer we have someone to cover 9 ... Isa could then be a player coach.

And unlike like Joey ... Isa wants to play here and the fans would want to see Isa ... now lets see if any jouno, hack or wannabe shyte stirrer has the balls to attempt to suggest that and the radio silence from ISIS in D4....

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:53 am
by Russ
Can Isa get a visa?

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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 am
by Cornerfleg
No ... but he wants a passport.

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:26 am
by BR
Can we not just get him a trainee coaching gig at Hinch* obviously he would need to register in case he wanted to make the odd appearance for the 3rds.

* or any other club in Ulster.

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:34 am
by Dave
Padraig Jackson anyone?

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:41 am
by Russ
Dave wrote:Padraig Jackson anyone?
Stuart O'lding

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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:42 am
by stickinout
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Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster to solve cover at 10 issue and if Cooney gets picked for Ireland....

We all chip in a few quid get in touch with Deed Poll and sign - Isa Pienaar.

Simple ... everyone knows if yer name is Isa you get a blank cheque and licence to play wherever you want. So If Ruan ... ahem ... I mean Isa was to come back here, mentor McP and bring Lowry on and if Cooney is ever unfortunate enough to get a call up because they just cant ignore him any longer we have someone to cover 9 ... Isa could then be a player coach.

And unlike like Joey ... Isa wants to play here and the fans would want to see Isa ... now lets see if any jouno, hack or wannabe shyte stirrer has the balls to attempt to suggest that and the radio silence from ISIS in D4....
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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:43 am
by stickinout
Cornerfleg wrote:No ... but he wants a passport.
I thought he'd already started the process a year or two ago?

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:46 am
by ColinM
Dave wrote:Padraig Jackson anyone?
One assumes BR's suggestion of registering Isa Pienaar as a player in an Ulster based club would be equally applicable to this Padraig O'Jackson. As a player registered in an Ulster club he would be eligible for provincial selection presumably. Of course if he turned out to be any good then we might risk him being approached by other clubs.

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:48 am
by Russ
With the IRFU imposing playing conditions on Banbridge, they could do with a back up 10

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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:50 am
by stickinout
Could we take on Isa Pienaar as a 15/ utility back? Then, like LR, play him wherever the f@ck we like?? If Cooney is called up for international duty, what do we do? Seriously, we've some holes all over the pitch. No smutty comments please.....

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:51 am
by ColinM
Russ wrote:With the IRFU imposing playing conditions on Banbridge, they could do with a back up 10

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Padraig O'Jackson would get a start at Ban if he turned out to be any good. He has no contract with the IRFU which they could use to withold him from playing

Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:53 am
by Russ
ColinM wrote:
Russ wrote:With the IRFU imposing playing conditions on Banbridge, they could do with a back up 10

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Padraig O'Jackson would get a start at Ban if he turned out to be any good. He has no contract with the IRFU which they could use to withold him from playing
So long as he pays his subs
In fact I'll pay his subs

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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:54 am
by Russ
stickinout wrote:Could we take on Isa Pienaar as a 15/ utility back? Then, like LR, play him wherever the f@ck we like?? If Cooney is called up for international duty, what do we do? Seriously, we've some holes all over the pitch. No smutty comments please.....
We fill them mate
Need a handy man

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Re: Solution for 10 issue - Deed Poll

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:56 am
by Dave
Russ wrote:
ColinM wrote:
Russ wrote:With the IRFU imposing playing conditions on Banbridge, they could do with a back up 10

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Padraig O'Jackson would get a start at Ban if he turned out to be any good. He has no contract with the IRFU which they could use to withold him from playing
So long as he pays his subs
In fact I'll pay his subs

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He is banned from rugby for life.