The UAFC

Morning

I've unpacked 2 of my UR shirts ready to tear up Dublin and start a Logan out chant

Now. Both shirts have a lot of Guinness stains and the missus is concerned

How many Guinness stains is too many Guinness stains?

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No such thing exists Russ.....only a woman could think it possibly could!

Considering your location, you’ll only be adding more Guinness stains. I’d say there is no such thing as too many, it adds character.


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Any spit?

Wear both with hoody and lanyard. Go to BoI HQ with your lanyard out and shout:

"Paddy Jackson - we want you back son."

Unless you do this fifteen times you are not a real fan.

Dave wrote:Any spit?

Wear both with hoody and lanyard. Go to BoI HQ with your lanyard out and shout:

"Paddy Jackson - we want you back son."

Unless you do this fifteen times you are not a real fan.

Then pi$h through their letterbox

And Shyt on their doorstep

222toHounslow wrote:And Shyt on their doorstep

1. Shyt in a brown paper bag.
2. Set fire to the bag.
3. Place on their doorstep.
4. Ring their doorbell.
5. Run away.

big mervyn wrote:

222toHounslow wrote:And Shyt on their doorstep

1. Shyt in a brown paper bag.
2. Set fire to the bag.
3. Place on their doorstep.
4. Ring their doorbell.
5. Run away.

Sounds like a well practiced routine Merv..........

Snipe Watson wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

222toHounslow wrote:And Shyt on their doorstep

1. Shyt in a brown paper bag.
2. Set fire to the bag.
3. Place on their doorstep.
4. Ring their doorbell.
5. Run away.

Sounds like a well practiced routine Merv..........

Bit out of practice. I'm not so quick over the first 20 yards these days

Trimble's kids might help you out.

Only "true" or "real" or "loyal" Ulster fans/supporters/blow-ins/itinerant passersby still have Ulster shirts, I most certainly do not, I gave mine to Terry though I doubt he is treasuring it.

BaggyTrousers wrote:Only "true" or "real" or "loyal" Ulster fans/supporters/blow-ins/itinerant passersby still have Ulster shirts, I most certainly do not, I gave mine to Terry though I doubt he is treasuring it.

Mine has paddy 10 written on the back
Might cause issues later ...

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Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Only "true" or "real" or "loyal" Ulster fans/supporters/blow-ins/itinerant passersby still have Ulster shirts, I most certainly do not, I gave mine to Terry though I doubt he is treasuring it.

Mine has paddy 10 written on the back
Might cause issues later ...

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If true, legend

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Jackie Brown wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Only "true" or "real" or "loyal" Ulster fans/supporters/blow-ins/itinerant passersby still have Ulster shirts, I most certainly do not, I gave mine to Terry though I doubt he is treasuring it.

Mine has paddy 10 written on the back
Might cause issues later ...

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If true, legend

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Feck no
It's feminism madness down here

I'd be bucked in the Liffey for mentioning his name

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Russ wrote:

Jackie Brown wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Only "true" or "real" or "loyal" Ulster fans/supporters/blow-ins/itinerant passersby still have Ulster shirts, I most certainly do not, I gave mine to Terry though I doubt he is treasuring it.

Mine has paddy 10 written on the back
Might cause issues later ...

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If true, legend

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Feck no
It's feminism madness down here

I'd be bucked in the Liffey for mentioning his name

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I've been bucked in the shower and a Jacuzzi but not sure I fancy a quick one in the Liffey.

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