New - Warren Gatland of the week

[BaggyTrousers]

As his aeroplane plunged to the ground!

Aye just as he was about to launch a takeover bid for Buddy Holly Airlines. A fellow passenger once advised me, "always sit at the back", why says I? "You ever hear of a plane reversing into a mountain?" he said and looked pleased with himself.

[Tender]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...the sudden stop when it crashed into the ground has killed a fair few .
I wonder if Denver was listening to a Glen Miller eight track when he ran out of fuel?

[BR]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...

To be fair,a good few have.

For example Daniel Lewin (AA 11 11/09/01)

[BaggyTrousers]

As indeed did Payne Stewart and his party who ran out of oxygen and the plane flew on until the fuel was as exhausted as the passengers lives.
Then again, we could be splitting heirs.

[BaggyTrousers]

As the dull end of a rugby week grinds to a halt and the new one comes tantalisingly into view, time to make the award, the first ever UAFC Warren Gatland of the Week.

It was never really a contest and the clear winner is ....................................... (drumroll) ......... Simon Zebastard Zebo.

I had hoped to bring you an interview with the winner every week, but when I turned up in Paris this morning to present Zebrother with his award ...............

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................... he pointed at me and laughed. This gobshite clearly wasn't thrashed enough as a child and is bereft of manners.

[big mervyn]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...

To be fair,a good few have.

For example Daniel Lewin (AA 11 11/09/01)

Did the wee peanut allergy girl die in the air? Have to say, if I or a family member had an allergy Tha serious I wouldn't trust some anonymous minimum wage slave to make my piece.

[BR]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...

To be fair,a good few have.

For example Daniel Lewin (AA 11 11/09/01)

Did the wee peanut allergy girl die in the air? Have to say, if I or a family member had an allergy Tha serious I wouldn't trust some anonymous minimum wage slave to make my piece.

Is that the one that her drip taken out by the nun with the guitar?

[pwrmoore]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...

To be fair,a good few have.

For example Daniel Lewin (AA 11 11/09/01)

Did the wee peanut allergy girl die in the air? Have to say, if I or a family member had an allergy Tha serious I wouldn't trust some anonymous minimum wage slave to make my piece.

Is that the one that her drip taken out by the nun with the guitar?

Looks like you chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[Rooster]

Alternatively... nobody ever died flying in an aeroplane...

To be fair,a good few have.

For example Daniel Lewin (AA 11 11/09/01)

Did the wee peanut allergy girl die in the air? Have to say, if I or a family member had an allergy Tha serious I wouldn't trust some anonymous minimum wage slave to make my piece.

Was sesame seeds in a Pret sandwich

[rumncoke]

Two poeple I know died flying in private aircraft , one I went to school with flew into the belfast Lough (Reason, unknown ) another flew into the mountain on the Isle of Man ( his Altimeter had been incorrectly set ) and he was flying a hundred feet lower than he though . Enough to put me off private aircraft .

[Gerald the Mole]

I see the BBC has a copy of the Referees 6 page statement of the vile abuse directed to her by 4 spectators at the match, she stated that the crowd around them separated and disassociated themselves, now someone has leaked the report I hope someone in Coleraine has the dangly bits to out them.

Interesting, the Branch had that report, and by all accounts it’s very descriptive, why did the powers to be not hammer them, especially as it was not the first time they have had an abuse issue.

Who are Coleraine protecting and why.

[Bogbunny]

I see the BBC has a copy of the Referees 6 page statement of the vile abuse directed to her by 4 spectators at the match, she stated that the crowd around them separated and disassociated themselves, now someone has leaked the report I hope someone in Coleraine has the dangly bits to out them.

Interesting, the Branch had that report, and by all accounts it’s very descriptive, why did the powers to be not hammer them, especially as it was not the first time they have had an abuse issue.

Who are Coleraine protecting and why.

Was about to nominate these 4 twunts.

[Gerald the Mole]

I hope they are named

[Gerald the Mole]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45979149

Read this, edited version, and I hope the fückers on here defending Coleraine fûck off

[LadyP]

They are well known, the club is a disgrace. Pity the police could not be involved.

What is so wrong is those at the Branch dealt with it so badly. That is a real issue to be addressed,