The UAFC

Who will follow in the footsteps of Zebrother, Coleraine RFC and the Fü king Lionels?

Crimes against AlsterRagby have not been plentiful this week so a disparit group this week with some eternal favourites.

Have at it.

MC Sort yerself out son and stop embarrassing us. It's not big and it's anything but clever. These white Saffers seem to have a bible bashing gun tottin redneck culture akin to the Dumbfukistan US states. Time to consider civilization lads or feck off.

Now if he gave the Hond and Herbie a 2 minute head start I would watch it.

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The Bellend Buglers. Even their mothers hate them.

Can I suggest a winner stays on? If you win the previous week you stay on only to be removed once you've been out Warren Gatland

Warren Gatland of the Month (I assume the committee will facilitate this?) should be a quality field.

Trump, bit of a drizzle so he wimped out an a remembrance event today.

Trump does something every few minutes.

Can I nominate the BBC for claiming that Courtney Lawes was "controversially" offside to deny the Lionels a famous victory? Also, who gives a tinker's fcuk if MC shoots what is essentially a fancy bull. It's not as if we are suddenly all vegans now.

UlsterNo9 wrote:Can I suggest a winner stays on? If you win the previous week you stay on only to be removed once you've been out Warren Gatland

Decent idea #9 The Lionels, last week's winners seem a certain inclusion probably as represented by Courtney Lawes.

Likely winners this week are a danger, they could monopolise the vote.

Also like the idea of Warren Gatland of the Month.

SWing the answer to your MC question is: plenty of people do.

stirlingwing wrote:Can I nominate the BBC for claiming that Courtney Lawes was "controversially" offside to deny the Lionels a famous victory? Also, who gives a tinker's fcuk if MC shoots what is essentially a fancy bull. It's not as if we are suddenly all vegans now.

It's not merely the killing. It's the trophy posing and seeming pleasure he took in doing so. There's something wrong with him.

Dave wrote:

stirlingwing wrote:Can I nominate the BBC for claiming that Courtney Lawes was "controversially" offside to deny the Lionels a famous victory? Also, who gives a tinker's fcuk if MC shoots what is essentially a fancy bull. It's not as if we are suddenly all vegans now.

It's not merely the killing. It's the trophy posing and seeming pleasure he took in doing so. There's something wrong with him.

Dave, stop being such a snowflake, the point of killing something with a rifle is to get that pleasure , mind you sneaking up a behind half a ton beast with a Swiss Army knife has it’s thrills I would still prefer a good Browning or Remington from a distance.

Richard Finlay for that absolute mess under his watch on Friday

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I must say this weeks choice is a meaty one. Lots to get yer teeth into, lots of pet hates, but MC’s doesn’t deserve to be amongst them.
The other four are neck and neck, but I’m going with The Band, as watching Mr Orange telling the world’s press that he is a nice guy and he was being attacked, actually made me laugh out loud. Funniest thing I’ve Watched since Veep.
We’ve now come to expect UR to squeeze every penny out of their loyal supporters. BOD will always be a Kunt and Addison needs educated. So the Band take it by a skin flute.

Kofi Annan wrote:

Dave wrote:

stirlingwing wrote:Can I nominate the BBC for claiming that Courtney Lawes was "controversially" offside to deny the Lionels a famous victory? Also, who gives a tinker's fcuk if MC shoots what is essentially a fancy bull. It's not as if we are suddenly all vegans now.

It's not merely the killing. It's the trophy posing and seeming pleasure he took in doing so. There's something wrong with him.

Dave, stop being such a snowflake, the point of killing something with a rifle is to get that pleasure , mind you sneaking up a behind half a ton beast with a Swiss Army knife has it’s thrills I would still prefer a good Browning or Remington from a distance.

I'm no snowflake, pal. I would quite happily watch a half ton beast half a good gore of your face. I might even pose you up for a picture afterwards.