UR Carol Service

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Tender wrote:True. I stopped reading those Vox Pop Q&A pages in the programme.
Most of the music, film choices and Fav cheat meals had me face palming. The programme makers aren’t doing the players any favours with those questions. Most of our lot seem to be at Wendyballist level.
Thank feck the don’t ask them what was the last book they read...
There was a while when they always asked them for their "favourite passed times" (or maybe it was "past times"?) :roll:

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big mervyn wrote:Their might be more practicing Catholics Than Prods on the playing staff these days, almost certainly more than any one of the multitude of Pradestant sects. Maybe they should get a priest in. What could possibly go wrong :lol:
I propose Father Jack as the new Chaplain of Ulster Rugby.

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I was going with Father Pat Buckley, but I think Father Jack would be a good fit.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Definitely pre-Logan, but I doubt it had anything to do with Humph, unless he had that much influence in his playing days.
Doubt no longer.



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Faireenuffski.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Faireenuffski.
Not during the schools cup though.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Faireenuffski.
Think he played for the Russian U20s team when they toured here a couple of years ago.

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No no no, she was a character in a Grimm fairytale.
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Probably not a qune for the Carol Service but I was being a good capitalist today in a major grocery emporium and heard some of those bloody awful Christmas qunes were playing.

I'd introduce the squealing wee tout to Gerry Adams/Kelly/Mandering who is going to rat out his Ma for having a lumber/Killinchy muffler with Mr Claus. Should have been in his bed anyway the nosey wee ballix.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Their might be more practicing Catholics Than Prods on the playing staff these days, almost certainly more than any one of the multitude of Pradestant sects. Maybe they should get a priest in. What could possibly go wrong :lol:
I propose Father Jack as the new Chaplain of Ulster Rugby.

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‘A Killinchy Muffler’ jeebus H Baggy , I dropped my shortbread into my coffee. I haven’t heard that since Adam was a lance corporal. Not since pussy was a kitten. That’s so old it has a beard on it.

Today’s yuts don’t use lingo like thon. They prefer their Gangsta style monosyllabic mouth breathing shytetalk.
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