URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night

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OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
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HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.

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HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
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Rooster wrote:
HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
Oak, pine or a cardboard box ?
No need for that. I'll make sure HWM doesn't kill him.

Trev should feel right at home. The stout's crap at Ravers too >EW
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HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
I've yet to fear a Milkman or breadserver or whatever Trevor did before becoming a bully so I make you this promise HWM, if Brennan turns up on Tuesday night with your two flegs, before I leave the ground I shall prise them from his cold dead hand and return them to you.

I sense some sniggering at this suggestion, how could an old fart closing in on 60 doff a thug like Brennan, a violent man with a 20 plus year age advantage. Well as I type right handed my left hand is inserting two cricket ball sized ballbearings into a woollen sock to form what the Judge will refer to as a "cosh", it is my weapon of choice, another David favoured a slingshot to bring down a giant, I prefer the cosh.

I can already sense the satisfying THUNK as it renders Brennan's skull to mere bone fragments and he slumps to the floor of the Premium lounge, where like Beethoven he will start decomposing. I daresay UR will have no objection if I don't bother clearing up the claret and we can put this 7 year outrage to bed.

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HwoodMike2umate wrote:We didn't give away 2 of our 4 Ulster flegs in Leicester. They were either stolen as we celebrated post match or we just lost them. :(
Having stood beside you throughout the Leicester match, I proffer that you just lost them.
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eeyore wrote:
HwoodMike2umate wrote:We didn't give away 2 of our 4 Ulster flegs in Leicester. They were either stolen as we celebrated post match or we just lost them. :(
Having stood beside you throughout the Leicester match, I proffer that you just lost them.
OK, have just dismantled the cosh. :roll:
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To add to the fun on Tuesday night there will be a pocket money ballot[/b for any youngsters attending the URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players night. Tickets for the ballot will be 50p each and will be open to juniors only.

Prizes for this ballot will be:

Brian O'Driscoll signed Ireland training shirt
Ireland away shirt
Stade Francais shirt
Bayonne away shirt

- all in children's sizes

So come along, hear what the players have to say, and maybe win yourself a prize!
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URSC Secretary wrote:To add to the fun on Tuesday night there will be a pocket money ballot[/b for any youngsters attending the URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players night. Tickets for the ballot will be 50p each and will be open to juniors only.

Prizes for this ballot will be:

Brian O'Driscoll signed Ireland training shirt
Ireland away shirt
Stade Francais shirt
Bayonne away shirt

- all in children's sizes

So come along, hear what the players have to say, and maybe win yourself a prize!


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Came on to post that Kofi. Well done.
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Will the bar be open?
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HWM

No....though we may provide coke.....gratis....
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URSC Secretary wrote:HWM

No....though we may provide coke.....gratis....
Will remember my rolled up £20

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Just to remind everyone about tonight's event:

Opportunity to buy ballot tickets from 7pm

Opportunities for player autographs & photographs from around 7.15pm

Q&A starts at 7.30pm sharp.

Opportunities for player autographs & photographs & ballots drawn around 9pm.

Finish around 9.30pm


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Yes, could you ask big Stevie :

Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

Callum Black:

Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Ruan;

Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or live ten 100-year lives?

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