Paddy Bamford
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Re: Paddy Bamford
Bamford's Black & Blue Army - a much-underused gulder. Never knew he was a denizen of this place. Anyone know did his poor ould fisser ever return to normal or is he forever cursed with the mark of Brennan, 4000 plus days later?
Support the team and coaching staff. Forget the rest,BUT NEVER MOVE ON.
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FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
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Re: Paddy Bamford
BaggyTrousers wrote:Anyone know (1) did his poor ould fisser ever return to normal or (2) is he forever cursed with the mark of Brennan, 4000 plus days later?
Baggy the Inquisitive
Profound apologies for not responding sooner. I dozed off and have only just noticed your interrogation.
This answer is neither an informed opinion nor like one previous occasion when I used a different pseudonym. It is a deduced answer in that you asked a question with only TWO possible answers, namely, "yes" or "no"
My belief is that the answer is "YES" and is deduced on the premise that one or other is correct, ergo:
No - "No to both"
OR
YES- "yes to 1 OR 2"
Since it's "either or", one way or another, the answer's "yes"
But what was the original question?
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Re: Paddy Bamford
Dave wrote:He's probably moved on.
Soon.
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Re: Paddy Bamford
How many days since Neil Rae went Brennan over bieber?
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Re: Paddy Bamford
5,301big mervyn wrote:How many days since Neil Rae went Brennan over bieber?
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: Paddy Bamford
Dave wrote:5,301big mervyn wrote:How many days since Neil Rae went Brennan over bieber?
Seems excessive.

Support the team and coaching staff. Forget the rest,BUT NEVER MOVE ON.
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
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Re: Paddy Bamford
BaggyTrousers wrote:Dave wrote:5,301big mervyn wrote:How many days since Neil Rae went Brennan over bieber?
Seems excessive.
So does 37,000

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Re: Paddy Bamford
big mervyn wrote:BaggyTrousers wrote:
Seems excessive.
So does 37,000
In fairness though, he sued the FIRFU.
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Re: Paddy Bamford
Alister Scott wrote:BaggyTrousers wrote:Anyone know (1) did his poor ould fisser ever return to normal or (2) is he forever cursed with the mark of Brennan, 4000 plus days later?
Baggy the Inquisitive
Profound apologies for not responding sooner. I dozed off and have only just noticed your interrogation.
This answer is neither an informed opinion nor like one previous occasion when I used a different pseudonym. It is a deduced answer in that you asked a question with only TWO possible answers, namely, "yes" or "no"
My belief is that the answer is "YES" and is deduced on the premise that one or other is correct, ergo:
No - "No to both"
OR
YES- "yes to 1 OR 2"
Since it's "either or", one way or another, the answer's "yes"
But what was the original question?
Ali
You are even less funny than Grumpy, I like him, not so sure about you.

I suspect you confused me with Inquisitor Cockers, unlike him I have no fecks to give about the party of the first parts concerns about the first or second part of .................. by the way, EVERYONE expected the Spanish Inquisition, they arrived having given a standard 30 days notice. Generous to a fault, over 4 weeks to allow deviants and the perfectly innocent to get their affairs in order before some collared bar steward interrogated them with a gigantic wooden corkscrew up the nippsie to test their faith.
Support the team and coaching staff. Forget the rest,BUT NEVER MOVE ON.
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
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Re: Paddy Bamford
big mervyn wrote:BaggyTrousers wrote:Dave wrote:5,301big mervyn wrote:How many days since Neil Rae went Brennan over bieber?
Seems excessive.
So does 37,000
I assume that 37000 semolians somewhat assuaged his grief at having his hoop temporarily broken.
Support the team and coaching staff. Forget the rest,BUT NEVER MOVE ON.
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
FIRFU - FU'CK YOU ONE AND ALL, CAVING IN TO SPONSORS, SACKING THE INNOCENT FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE, SHAMEFUL BASTA'RDS. YOU'VE LOST MY SUPPORT & I HOPE MORE ULSTERMEN & WOMEN
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