Onesies!

[drumquinandy]

Had a look at the new Ulster Onesies online. Does anyone know if they're big/small fitting?
I feel like a massive girl - posting a clothing related question but hey ho any help appreciated.

[shamalicious]

I got a medium a few weeks ago and look like Mrs Claus in it

This sizing is probably about the same as the shirts, ie if you're a medium in the shirt you're probably a medium in the onesie.

[Scranner]

If you're a massive girl, you'd probably be better getting the men's XXXL!

[BaggyTrousers]

Had a look at the new Ulster Onesies online. Does anyone know if they're big/small fitting?
I feel like a massive girl - posting a clothing related question but hey ho any help appreciated.

They appear large enough for a massive girl so you should be grand. Maybe you could talk to members of 2BC, two of whose number were adorned in onesies on Friday. I spoke to a few senior members of the clan & they didn't seem like they'd be in onesies any time soon, not even the yin with gargantuan weight loss over the summer, the man who slims for Ulster.

I was also accosted on Friday by an tetchy arsefoon, who briefly paused on his way past to give me a critique of my posting style - "Florid, Florid" he intoned as he scuttled off back under his stone, pint in hand. I wonder did he realise that my excessively flowery posting style is intended to be exactly that? If every poster stuck to the bare facts, well dear readers, I hesitate to contemplate how very boring this forum would become.

Strange cove, didn't even pause long enough to introduced himself - how very rude.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Maybe you could talk to members of 2BC, two of whose number were adorned in onesies on Friday. I spoke to a few senior members of the clan & they didn't seem like they'd be in onesies any time soon, not even the yin with gargantuan weight loss over the summer, the man who slims for Ulster.

WRONG, WRONG WRONG!!!

I have said it before and say it again: Those fools are not and never have been members of the 2BC - they just chose to stand close by and try to fool some people into thinking they are part of the 2BC! It seems there are still some other fools around!

Even the 2BC have some standards - LOW standards admittedly, but still standards.

Any member who dares to turn up in onesies will be immediately expelled.

[big mervyn]

I feel like a massive girl

I also feel like a massive girl.

Anybody know where I can get one?

[BaggyTrousers]

Maybe you could talk to members of 2BC, two of whose number were adorned in onesies on Friday. I spoke to a few senior members of the clan & they didn't seem like they'd be in onesies any time soon, not even the yin with gargantuan weight loss over the summer, the man who slims for Ulster.

WRONG, WRONG WRONG!!!

I have said it before and say it again: Those fools are not and never have been members of the 2BC - they just chose to stand close by and try to fool some people into thinking they are part of the 2BC! It seems there are still some other fools around!

Even the 2BC have some standards - LOW standards admittedly, but still standards.

Any member who dares to turn up in onesies will be immediately expelled.

I stand corrected oh great slimmer , just as a matter of interest how many swabs constitutes your/a crew? You MUM & Snipe?

[BaggyTrousers]

I feel like a massive girl

I also feel like a massive girl.

Anybody know where I can get one?

I believe Moiraman saves fallen weemen but has steadfastly refuses to save one for me.

[Rooster]

I feel like a massive girl

I also feel like a massive girl.

Anybody know where I can get one?

Probably some dating site that specialises in them

[Rooster]

http://www.ulsterrugbyshop.com/collecti ... cts/s05609

[pwrmoore]

http://www.ulsterrugbyshop.com/collecti ... cts/s05609

Why would anyone ever wear that?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

... just as a matter of interest how many swabs constitutes your/a crew? You MUM & Snipe?

Not sure Snipe was ever formally inducted .... he just sort of tagged along too but probably does JUST meet the standard required.

TBH, "The Crew" doesn't really exist anymore as several have gone awol over the past few years.

Over the past few years, the following have been on board (in no particular order):
Yours Truly
TOK
Phantom Menace
Trailer
MUM
Moondance (and the little moonbeams)
Big Nose
Gemma
Cairnsie
Tazz
Clint
wee kimble
Freddie Benson
Red Hand Supporter
Heather G
Pink Lady
smee
Goodaine
Ithryn
Crafty Nick
DHK

and of course one esteemed Founder Member was cables, but he had different standards from the rest of us and stood at the second barrier on the far side of the pitch.

Half of those above no longer attend or post on the forum and I've almost certainly forgotten some - those were just off the top of my head, so really the 2BC doesn't actually exist anymore other than a rag-tag bunch of eejits that stand together and wave flegs ..... but OFFICIALLY we still don't admit members from Knocknagoney!!!!!!

STANDARDS, old boy, STANDARDS!

Of course, we also had "playing" members - First there was Paul Steinmetz, then Andrew Trimble, Isaac Boss and Tommy Bowe to name a couple. If i'm honest a couple of other players were coerced into joining, but quite a few players and staff approached us to be photographed in a 2BC Ulster shirt - in one or two cases we even lowered our standards to let them join ...

[Snipe Watson]

For the avoidance of doubt, I am with them, but not of them.