Anybody care to explain the rules

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Anybody care to explain the rules

Post by BR » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:33 pm

of ice hockey to me?
Can I come out from behind the sofa yet?
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules

Post by ruckover » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:37 pm

Hit the ice.
Hit a puck.
Hit an opposing player or two.
Hit the back of the net.
Hit the showers.
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules

Post by Cornerfleg » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:37 pm

Garvaghey parade on ice!
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules

Post by BR » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:46 am

... tempting ...
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules

Post by BaggyTrousers » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:11 am

BR wrote:of ice hockey to me?
Sadly not, though this may help: http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/h ... sheet.html

Particularly endearing is that there is an official definition for "fisticuffs". I like a sport that has a clear and tolerant position on boys bating lumps off each other, sounds like rugby before TV cameras ruined it.

You preparing to become a Giants fan BR? The main thing to remember is MAKE SUM NOIZE and you will find knowledge of the lyrics to Cotton Eyed Jose helpful. >EW Go Giants. :cheers:

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