Anybody care to explain the rules

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Anybody care to explain the rules

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of ice hockey to me?
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Hit the ice.
Hit a puck.
Hit an opposing player or two.
Hit the back of the net.
Hit the showers.
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Garvaghey parade on ice!
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... tempting ...
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BR wrote:of ice hockey to me?
Sadly not, though this may help: http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/h ... sheet.html

Particularly endearing is that there is an official definition for "fisticuffs". I like a sport that has a clear and tolerant position on boys bating lumps off each other, sounds like rugby before TV cameras ruined it.

You preparing to become a Giants fan BR? The main thing to remember is MAKE SUM NOIZE and you will find knowledge of the lyrics to Cotton Eyed Jose helpful. >EW Go Giants. :cheers:

I have a friend who drags me there under protest once a year, unless I'm lucky enough to be taken into hospital that week, and the main thing to remember is its not unlike wendyball, and about as interesting, but with sharper studs.

There, all set, good to go.
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