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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Samstew » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:14 am

A woman goes to see the GP, after an assessment he says it looks like your pregnant.
Pregnant exclaims the woman, no says the GP, it looks like you are.


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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Snipe Watson » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:24 pm

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Cornerfleg » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:59 am

5 gulders and a clap Snipe ....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Russ » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:32 pm

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Please quote sauce in future

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Dave » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:35 pm

No one grows ketchup like Heinz

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby BaggyTrousers » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:36 pm

I'm considering circumcision, have been reading the definitive book by Ivan Nackanikenimov. That was after I'd been to the GP about my lifelong bedwetting and he suggested I read, "Yellow Streams" by I P Knightley.
BOYCOTT ALL IRELAND GAMES UNTIL THEY SACK THE TYRANT NUCIFORA.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Snipe Watson » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:51 pm

Russ wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:Image
Please quote sauce in future

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby BaggyTrousers » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:38 pm

She's no Sean Spicer you know .....................just a feckin' ignorant harridan.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Snipe Watson » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:43 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:She's no Sean Spicer you know .....................just a feckin' ignorant harridan.

She has some brass neck on her. She could teach Logan how to bullshit.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby rumncoke » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:38 am

Baggy there is another book you should read ,and maybe a few others should, as well,

"How about It?" by R U Willing

a book long out of print

"Are you Dancing ?" by R U Askin
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:16 pm

rumncoke wrote:Baggy there is another book you should read ,and maybe a few others should, as well,

"How about It?" by R U Willing

a book long out of print

"Are you Dancing ?" by R U Askin

Conquer Your Prostate by IP Frieley may be of some use to youse coffin dodgers :lol:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:54 pm

Watched Brad Pitt playing a Ra man from Cookstown last night. Funniest thing I've seen in a good while.
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