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HwoodMike2umate wrote:Sian Massey - Liverpool legend - and a bit of a looker too by all accounts.
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Yeah suppose for Liverpool she is high class :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Another night, another win.
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HwoodMike2umate wrote:Another night, another win.
Where will it all end?
about 7th or 8th - good season :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Awfully good of those nice people at Chelsea to make Torres feel at home, by losing today - must have felt just like he did at Liverpool :salut:
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£50m and 3 points at the bridge.....the deal gets better all the time.
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Another match, another win.

One L in Liverpool
There's only one L in Liverpool
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L is in Liverpool, or Liverpool's in 'L' ? :lol:
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I never celebrate a Liverpool victory but yesterday I was happy to acknowledge its existence :?

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So long Francesco Torres, gone but not forgotten!
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Andy Carroll is to play in the No. 9 shirt, with the word "roll" as his name.
Bloody scousers have nicked his car already!
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He used to hear the scousers sing, Torres, Torres,
But now he's deep in Ashley's %^&*, Torres, Torres,
In 6 months time he'll hate his life, and find out Terry's at his wife,
Fernando Torres, a striker past his prime!
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For Sale:

1 Donkey.
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£50m O.N.O.

Offers to roman.abromavich@chelseafc.com
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Fernando Torres used to celebrate when he scored for Liverpool by holding 5 fingers up - in reference to the club's 5 victories in Europe's premier club competition.

5th February 2011 - when asked how he would react if he scored for Chelsea...
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WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:Andy Carroll is to play in the No. 9 shirt, with the word "roll" as his name.
Bloody scousers have nicked his car already!
£35M for a man with more court appearances than England ones :roll:

(apparently, allegedly ... I can't be bothered checking, but it can't be too far off)

At least he'll get good "legal" advice from his role-model team mates. :wink:
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For the avoidance of any doubt - Sunday 6th March 2011 - Liverpool 3 Man U stars 1.
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