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Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:02 pm
by damianmcr
It's clear what he died off
why don't you die?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:37 am
by WeeWorld
Police in Australia responded to reports of a man screaming "why don't you die?" by dispatching multiple units to a home in Perth.
But officers were soon told to stand down when they found a man who “had only been trying to kill a spider", according to the police log published online.
The alarm was raised when a passer-by heard a screaming child and a man repeatedly shouting.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/0 ... ll-police/
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:56 pm
by solidarity
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-martial-arts/46786100
Made me smile, although he won't be laughing much for a while.
I wonder can she play 7.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:34 pm
by Shan
Folk getting outraged about a Gillette advertisement. Not a word previously about some of the stuff the parent company benefitted from. First world problems, hypocrisy and idiocy in all its glory.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:56 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
Shan wrote:Folk getting outraged about a Gillette advertisement. Not a word previously about some of the stuff the parent company benefitted from. First world problems, hypocrisy and idiocy in all its glory.
Must admit that when I saw that a few days ago, I wasn't in the least bit offended by it, but the words '
opportunism', '
bandwagon' and '
jumping' immediately came to mind.
Not an advert to make me want to buy the product, but I guess it makes the name Gillette better known, so maybe it has worked for some.
As a beardy though, none of that matters to me.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:32 pm
by big mervyn
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Shan wrote:Folk getting outraged about a Gillette advertisement. Not a word previously about some of the stuff the parent company benefitted from. First world problems, hypocrisy and idiocy in all its glory.
Must admit that when I saw that a few days ago, I wasn't in the least bit offended by it, but the words '
opportunism', '
bandwagon' and '
jumping' immediately came to mind.
Not an advert to make me want to buy the product, but I guess it makes the name Gillette better known, so maybe it has worked for some.
As a beardy though, none of that matters to me.
You auld hipster!
Haven't a
baldy notion what youse are on about btw.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:11 pm
by Shan
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Must admit that when I saw that a few days ago, I wasn't in the least bit offended by it, but the words 'opportunism', 'bandwagon' and 'jumping' immediately came to mind.
Indeed. Most likely because you are not a clown.
However without the outraged there'd be less fun.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:28 am
by GLENN CORNICK
Shan wrote:Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Must admit that when I saw that a few days ago, I wasn't in the least bit offended by it, but the words 'opportunism', 'bandwagon' and 'jumping' immediately came to mind.
Indeed. Most likely because you are not a clown.
However without the outraged there'd be less fun.
Yep; that's why the gods gave us islam and feminism.
Their Perma-outrage = Lotsa Perma-fun
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:48 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Kilmarnock
2 - 1 Stephen Gerrard's Rangers
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:33 am
by Kofi Annan
Having a dump, kinda apres poo, somewhere outdoors with a nice view early morning one, they really are the best. Currently in Isle of Skye what a view this morning for a shît.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:23 pm
by WeeWorld
Kofi Annan wrote:Having a dump, kinda apres poo, somewhere outdoors with a nice view early morning one, they really are the best. Currently in Isle of Skye what a view this morning for a shît.
Sounds like a relaxing holiday.
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:09 pm
by solidarity
Kofi Annan wrote:Having a dump, kinda apres poo, somewhere outdoors with a nice view early morning one, they really are the best. Currently in Isle of Skye what a view this morning for a shît.
I believe you can get good money for that, these days. Or maybe you just do it as a public service.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46944631
Chocs away!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:41 pm
by WeeWorld
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:44 pm
by Dave
Happy hallmark day!
Re: What makes you happy
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:43 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
VAR
(for now, anyway)
