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Hello . Just thought I would pop in and say hello, things going well with the Tyrone panel and getting some regonition down here. The Don telephoned me from Clermont last week saying I have made the wrong decision and should get back to the Hill as they are putting in a Smeg kitchen with every thing I have ever dreamt off. Graig Gilroy naked with a tea towel is what I dream of but I would never get that.so hello all miss the Ulster Craic so chat laters.

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Good morning,had small on the blower today asking if he took the big one would I return to Ravers, I didn't know him and Venter were that close, but it a good thing to take one for the team.
Anyhow I am getting a regular mention in the Tyrone panel and with a change blowing in the wind down Onslow Parade I think the days of tea lady's are gone. If big nose gets the boot and the boss gets the Academy gig then I might reconsider as I am sure there will be early morning roll calls at Jordonstown,
Porter, here sir
Jackson, here sir
McIlroy, yup
Mcilroy, detention and bring a friend
Ethel, behind you sir
Farrell,Farrell , wake up Farrell the caretaker wants you to park the Massey away from the canteen

Away to make a brew for a new start in the Tyrone panel, some young full forward called Peter Le Punt
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Queue for Tea lady Job
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Ethel,

Please, please, please come back. The word is out you have gone and there is a queue outside HQ looking for your job. I miss your warm muffins on a Monday morning.
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Saw this in News Letter from Ulster Rugby:

OFFICE CLEANING AND TEA LADY REQUIRED ULSTER RUGBY

The Tea Lady plays a key role in providing a refreshment service to the Branch, Players and staff. Emphasis is placed on basic communication skills, stock control, cleaning, time management and problem solving which makes this an indispensable workstation. The ideal candidate should have had a minimum time spent in service. had experience at Senior Club level (Malone does not count) and have a proven ability to mix with some awkward people.

REQUIRED MANAGEMENT & LIFESKILLS: 
Ø  Communication and ethics in the workplace

Ø  Communication techniques

Ø  Telephone skills

Ø  Office and personal safety and security

Ø  Comprehensive cleaning, product usage and wastage control

Ø  Personal and hygienic practice in the workplace

Ø  Understanding and scheduling of duties within a work plan

Ø  Shopping list compilation

Ø  Table and tray settings

Ø  Cleaning

Ø  Maintain personal hygiene, health and presentation

Ø  First aid and CPR

Ø  HIV/Aids awareness

Ø  Understanding employer expectations

Please contact david@ulsterrugby.com for full application package closing date is 24th March 2012


 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 
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Where do you stand on the great Nambarrie or Punjana debate Ethel?
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big mervyn wrote:Where do you stand on the great Nambarrie or Punjana debate Ethel?

Is there any debate? We should be supporting our own local players, not relying on Englishmen with an Irish granny. It has to be Punjana for the long term future of Ulster tea!
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Guess who is on her way back now they have got a new coach who understands real tea.
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I knew there was something happening. I was in the back store this morning and found 25 boxes marked "For the attention of Ethel". Me being inquisitive I had a wee nosey and look what I found......
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Where have all these chickens come from ?
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The Dale Farm Stand.
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Ethel must have got a better offer -- calls herself -- Mrs Brown now ??
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Think Ethel is trying to tell us something but is a bit stuck for words :scratch:
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Basil Short, such a polite young man
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Ethel wrote:Basil Short, such a polite young man
So I hear.
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LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Of course he's going to be a polite young chap with a name like Basil. :lol:
What happened Basil McCrea then :lol:
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