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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Cap'n Grumpy » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:22 am

Rooster wrote:
LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Of course he's going to be a polite young chap with a name like Basil. :lol:
What happened Basil McCrea then :lol:
Oh that Basil just went Fawlty?
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Sun May 04, 2014 9:58 pm

Back at Ravenhill and as The Don promised ,they have put a world class kitchen in , well what would you expect in a world class Stadium, I even got a pay rise and now moved into Willowbook House closer to work.

Last week, was my first week back , I arrived into my new kitchen to find some bint from a catering company making coffee in a teapot, shocking , good job they don't pour pints or they would come in a goblet. The Don was glad to have me back and even said he would bend over backwards to help me settle back in. Looking forward to all the new faces.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by BaggyTrousers » Sun May 04, 2014 10:12 pm

Ethel wrote: Looking forward to all the new faces.
Steer clear of trap two Ethel dear or it will be the new faeces you'll be meeting. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Cap'n Grumpy » Sun May 04, 2014 10:54 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Ethel wrote: Looking forward to all the new faces.
Steer clear of trap two Ethel dear or it will be the new faeces you'll be meeting. :shock: :shock: :shock:
And be careful where you sit (I said SIT!!!) ..... stools are to be avoided too for the same reason. >EW
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Tue May 06, 2014 8:25 am

Good Morning, place a bit of a tizzy this morning, most of the office staff have sore heads from the awards dinner and all look a bit rough, I must have been the only member of staff not invited, maybe next year I will feel valued. Anyways boys are already in the Gym, Mark is looking a bit hungover but then he always does after a weekend on the Reds, at least he is in.

The cleaners are in early today getting the corporate stand nice and clean for some Press conference. I wonder when they are going to announce the naming of the new stands
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Tue May 27, 2014 3:41 pm

Had to go to Makro first thing, to buy a big box of Tunnocks Caramel Wafers. Tea and Biscuit meeting at 5, i normally find if its a tea and biscuit meeting then things are good, if no tea or biscuits, then someone is in for a bad day.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Russ » Tue May 27, 2014 3:44 pm

Ethel wrote:Had to go to Makro first thing, to buy a big box of Tunnocks Caramel Wafers. Tea and Biscuit meeting at 5, i normally find if its a tea and biscuit meeting then things are good, if no tea or biscuits, then someone is in for a bad day.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Tue May 27, 2014 4:11 pm

is that the young man who thinks he is the next Paddy Keilty, I don't think he is as dumb as he looks, must have had a hard time in 4th year. I heard potty mouth Doak calling him a kneb jockey or something like that. Away to get the kettle on.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by BR » Wed May 28, 2014 4:07 pm

Did you get the Irn Bru sale or return?
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Rooster » Wed May 28, 2014 4:11 pm

BR wrote:Did you get the Irn Bru sale or return?
Wise up, she just got a few bottles of rusty water down in the shipyard
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:16 am

Some big names mincing about HQ today, Like a farmers market
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Snipe Watson » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:08 pm

Once a Knight wrote:Oh G'wan Ethel, name names. >EW

Or are the "big" names big as in "well known" or big as in "long" names.

Names, eh? :lol:
Ethel is going to be too busy today to answer your questions.
Trolley was serviced and polished last night in anticipation of a busy day.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Snipe Watson » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:45 pm

Once a Knight wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:Oh G'wan Ethel, name names. >EW

Or are the "big" names big as in "well known" or big as in "long" names.

Names, eh? :lol:
Ethel is going to be too busy today to answer your questions.
Trolley was serviced and polished last night in anticipation of a busy day.
Indeed, she will be run off her little feet today.

All those Big Names to attend to.

"what's in a name?
That which we call a rose,
By any other name would smell as sweet."
Sometimes you just can't hide a quality education....
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by BR » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:20 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:Oh G'wan Ethel, name names. >EW

Or are the "big" names big as in "well known" or big as in "long" names.

Names, eh? :lol:
Ethel is going to be too busy today to answer your questions.
Trolley was serviced and polished last night in anticipation of a busy day.
Indeed, she will be run off her little feet today.

All those Big Names to attend to.

"what's in a name?
That which we call a rose,
By any other name would smell as sweet."
Sometimes you just can't hide a quality education....
You do a pretty good job.
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Re: Postings of a Tea Lady

Post by Ethel » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:11 pm

Contrary to some press speculation I have not thrown my lot in with "he who shall never be named " and moved to the bright lights of Gloucester , I have just purchased a nice 2 bedroom apartment in the Cregagh estate with my wee budgie Alan, very must settled back at Ulster and I am here for ever , along with Mr Logan .

He who should not be named came in this morning and said "Ethel, the usual please and no sugar" I could not find 30 pieces of silver but left 30 mint yo yos on his desk. I think he got the message as he didn't drink his green tea.
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

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