24 hours with Mike Nesbitt

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HwoodMike2umate wrote:I reckon it's likely that Michaella McCollum-Connolly would like to spend 24 hours with Mike. In fact she's probably one of the very few people who would like to spend the next 15 years with him.
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Apparently the Rev Paul Flowers has, rather surprisingly, turned down the opportunity to spend 24 hours having some craic with Mike.
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Seems that half an hour on Nolan was as near as Colin Houston was getting to staying with Mike.
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Rumour has it that in order to better understand the suffering and feelings of others Mike is being advised to spend the next 24 hours with the Brazilian owner of a Christian Bakery at the Ardoyne shopfronts who has 4 tickets to the Garth Brooks concert.
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How about 24 hours (or maybe a week?) with Daithi McKay on State Benefits? No thanks.
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Mike has apparently arranged to have 2 Lemmings round to stay this weekend just to see what Peter Robinson has to put up with all the time.
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One wonders if Mike ever spent 24 hours in a bedroom at La Mon with Basil?
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One wonders has Mike ever spent 24 hours sitting on a hotel carpet?
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HwoodMike2umate wrote:One wonders has Mike ever spent 24 hours sitting on a hotel carpet?
Yes he did. It was on day 2153.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... punch.html

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justinr73 wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... punch.html

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Neill_M wrote:
justinr73 wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... punch.html

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I used to have Mike as an underling on a team I captained many years ago, he was always someone with balloon potential, still a nice enough lad at the time. I do think that the general mirth & slagging of him for having the temerity to suggest that you might vote in favour of a party with some similar ideas rather than his fellow :oman: is extremely sad and tells you all you will ever need to know about this vile wee statelet, rotten borough, foul shitehole.

Now he is a general figure for ridicule. Maybe he brought much of it on himself, such as this nonsense about being gubbed by a septuagenarian harridan, nevertheless, it saddens me to see someone who is not a bigot being done over whilst the plentiful supply of bigots in these parts smirk - lest anyone take umbrage, I am not talking about those who have posted here.

His vile nephew, Gavin would never fall into such a trap, he is happy to hate all gays & Fenians despite his best friend growing up being considerably gayer than the next man. :roll:
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I like Mike talked sense but a few years before his time a bit like David Trimble and the late Harold McCusker before him, good taste in women though Lynda was a wee sweetie
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