God's playing celebrity snooker

[big mervyn]

Bobbi Brown last week.

Cilla Black the day.

Jason Orange must be sh$tting himself.

[ElmoIsDead]

That joke would work if only there was an orange ball used in snooker.

[BaggyTrousers]

The following will be equally nervous:

The chanteuse Pink
The entire ensemble of Simply Red
"Boy" band Blue
Al Green is pushing 70
Stuck for two pointers though.

[ruckover]

Stuck for two pointers though.

Coldplay?

[big mervyn]

That joke would work if only there was an orange ball used in snooker.

There is a variant with an orange ball (8 pts) and a purple ball (10 pts) created by the legendary Joe Davis, no less.
I have it on good authority that he's partial to a few celestial frames with the Almighty.

Saint Peter: "What's yer name and where do ye come from?"

[bazzaj]

I can`t believe shes gone.
I will cherish the memories of her introducing celebrity wannabies to the nation such as Jenny Falconer or Amanda Holden under the guise of a dating show.
Or the tender loving apathy when she would tearfully reintroduce long lost family members for the benefit of a nation.
It was like taking a potato peeler to my very soul.
How I loved the screeched melodies of her hit singles like "Any one who had a heart" and "Alfie" and all those others that help forge her career along with her knowing the Beatles, which she rarely like to mention.

A fine upstanding Tory if ever their was one.
Now she has will be finally reunited with her soul partner.- Mrs Thatcher.
God bless you Cilla, it was nice to see you- nice.
Sorry I forgot your catchphrase there.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Now she has will be finally reunited with her soul partner.- Mrs Thatcher.

Baggy will be around any minute to reprimand you ....... for suggesting that Mrs T had a soul!

[Shan]

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[bazzaj]

Now she has will be finally reunited with her soul partner.- Mrs Thatcher.

Baggy will be around any minute to reprimand you ....... for suggesting that Mrs T had a soul!

Quite grumps they touched oursouls apparently according to the Current Bun.
*Don`t like speaking ill of the dead* but she did look like a tortoise without the shell.
I am sure he death will affect many people especially those who will now be made redundant from Colgate.
Eventually in death Cilla has finally achieved her lifes ambition and made the world a better place.

*Lie

[BaggyTrousers]

Now she has will be finally reunited with her soul partner.- Mrs Thatcher.

Baggy will be around any minute to reprimand you ....... for suggesting that Mrs T had a soul!

Aye, I would if Jizzer had meant a single word of it.

Quality obituary Jizzer, enjoyed that.

Frankly I'm neither happy nor sad at her passing, I think my feelings are best described as ambidextrous or malevolent or couldn't care less, maybe a mix of the four.

Good God is that the time, Moscow.

[BaggyTrousers]

Now she has will be finally reunited with her soul partner.- Mrs Thatcher.

Baggy will be around any minute to reprimand you ....... for suggesting that Mrs T had a soul!

Quite grumps they touched oursouls apparently according to the Current Bun.
*Don`t like speaking ill of the dead* but she did look like a tortoise without the shell.
I am sure he death will affect many people especially those who will now be made redundant from Colgate.
Eventually in death Cilla has finally achieved her lifes ambition and made the world a better place.

*Lie

Top form today Jizzer.