(Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
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(Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
THE risks of rugby include getting a taste for moronic drinking games and trouser-dropping stunts, it has emerged.
After doctors warned the sport was too physically dangerous for schools, experts argued that the real peril to players is becoming the sort of person who thinks drinking a pint of pi$h is good blokey fun.
Amateur rugby player Tom Logan said: “The chances of being seriously injured are small, but there’s a 95 per cent chance you’ll start going on boozy coach trips and running naked through hotels trying to whip your mate’s Brennan with a towel.
“In addition to getting staggeringly drunk in large, threatening groups, you will probably also feel the urge to take your trousers off in the middle of Pizza Hut.
“You’re likely to develop an interest in misogynistic songs, possibly involving digging up a dead prostitute or some equally juvenile attention-seeking nonsense.
“There is also a very high risk of starting to wear a blazer with a badge.”
Sports scientist Donna Sheridan said: “Rugby can cause serious ailments such as torn ligaments and spinal compression. It is character-building, although the character is builds is that of ‘very loud Ashton’.”
After doctors warned the sport was too physically dangerous for schools, experts argued that the real peril to players is becoming the sort of person who thinks drinking a pint of pi$h is good blokey fun.
Amateur rugby player Tom Logan said: “The chances of being seriously injured are small, but there’s a 95 per cent chance you’ll start going on boozy coach trips and running naked through hotels trying to whip your mate’s Brennan with a towel.
“In addition to getting staggeringly drunk in large, threatening groups, you will probably also feel the urge to take your trousers off in the middle of Pizza Hut.
“You’re likely to develop an interest in misogynistic songs, possibly involving digging up a dead prostitute or some equally juvenile attention-seeking nonsense.
“There is also a very high risk of starting to wear a blazer with a badge.”
Sports scientist Donna Sheridan said: “Rugby can cause serious ailments such as torn ligaments and spinal compression. It is character-building, although the character is builds is that of ‘very loud Ashton’.”
“For the liespotter who knows how to listen well, the random words, sounds, and phrases in a person's speech are never as random as they seem. They offer a clear sightline into the liar's psyche.”
Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
Rugby does not turn you into a bellend but bellends use it as a cover and an excuse to be bellends .
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Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
So speaks a man of personal experiencerumncoke wrote:Rugby does not turn you into a bellend but bellends use it as a cover and an excuse to be bellends .
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Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
Bejaysus, I never realised rugby was so gay Lucky I'm as gay as the next man and my motto is "any ould port in a storm".
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Rugby is Gay as fe ck. I use it as a method with which to feed my alter ego, but how the good liven amongst us square that circle Ill never know
We dont need the English to win the European Cup
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Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
So when you're not posting here you're either bucking the missus or the rest of the teamnamron wrote:Rugby is Gay as fe ck. I use it as a method with which to feed my alter ego, but how the good liven amongst us square that circle Ill never know
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Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
I know, I'm a rascal but there you go
We dont need the English to win the European Cup
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Not so much Bellend but near lack of ---
Noticed in the news a Rugby League player in France name Peacock was nearly peeing with out it
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Re: (Warning)Rugby ‘can turn you into a Bellend’
I think Shelford still tops that one.rumncoke wrote:Not so much Bellend but near lack of ---
Noticed in the news a Rugby League player in France name Peacock was nearly peeing with out it
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On a not entirely unrelated note, I see a soccer player was involved in a urine/balcony incident at Cheltenham. Hard to imagine somebody doing something like that
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