The practical joke you have ever played

[big mervyn]

I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then

How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?

One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.

I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.

Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.

I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then

How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?

One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.

I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.

Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.

I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker

Now there's a 3-on-1 from the olden days that nobody wants to hear about

[Dave]

I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then

How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?

One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.

I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.

Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.

I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker

Poo=nappy?

Feck me, I am laughing me head off at this.

[HairyJ]

Hahahahahaha