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big mervyn
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rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:big mervyn wrote:Rooster wrote:I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then
How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?
One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.
I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.
Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.
I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker
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rorybestsbigbaldnoggin
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big mervyn wrote:rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:big mervyn wrote:Rooster wrote:I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then
How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?
One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.
I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.
Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.
I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker
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by Dave »
big mervyn wrote:rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:big mervyn wrote:Rooster wrote:I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then
How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?
One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.
I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.
Got it! You're nearly there Rory. When Rum says "a child's poo" he means a disposable nappy, into which he has mashed some banana and brown lemonade.
I eagerly await Rum's next instalment. Hopefuly it doesn't involve the lads standing 'round a cream cracker
Poo=nappy?
Feck me, I am laughing me head off at this.
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Hahahahahaha