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Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:53 pm
by Rooster
BR wrote:
Rooster wrote:
BR wrote:I think he'd fit in very well on this forum.
Sounds very like Logan though
I was thinking it sounded like what several posters here said about Logan.
Well the fornication and adultery is certainly correct

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:27 pm
by big mervyn
On a similar theme :lol:
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Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:10 pm
by BaggyTrousers
big mervyn wrote:On a similar theme :lol:
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OK, so if I understand this properly, God is the fu@kwit who walked off for a coffee and left his blowtorch on? Ergo God is a fecktard. :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

As for Folau, what a Warren Gatland.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:50 am
by Shan
Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.

Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here :D ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.

Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples. :D

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:37 am
by BR
Shan wrote:Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.

Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here :D ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.

Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples. :D
Gen3:3
But of the fruit of the tree which is the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:56 pm
by big mervyn
No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:16 pm
by BR
big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:29 pm
by Dave
BR wrote:
big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:07 pm
by big mervyn
Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.
A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:10 pm
by jean valjean
big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.
A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.
JC has been reincarnated as a 10 down munster way.

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Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:59 pm
by Rooster
big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
No apples come from Armagh not Magherafelt

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:01 am
by thecrouch
Dave wrote:That Folau is one judgemental dick, discuss...


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Does the lord swallow for the rest then? :shock:

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:23 am
by Tender
Well lukewarm beer is gonna make any man spew.

Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:23 pm
by Dave
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Re: Biblical matters

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:06 am
by BaggyTrousers
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