DIRTYBASTARD IN BANGOR AREA

[BaggyTrousers]

A fellow called at my door this afternoon, seemed pleasant enough, offering to cleaning my driveway, guttering and indeed the entire house if I would pay him. We never got round to pricing as I am still able bodied enough to do these things when the spirit eventually moves me.

On parting I gave him back his card, though he wanted me to keep it. "I'll just bin it" says I so reluctantly he took it from me.

10 minutes later I discovered the minging gypsybastard had simply thrown it under my car, so I assume that is a fair reflection of his standards.

So if you are approached by a stout gossoon in a black van, with an accent from somewhere in the Limerick direction - not Shan, I know him - whose business card reads "home specialist cleaning solutions" I'd advise you to tell him to pack up & ship out.

[HwoodMike2umate]

I blame Trevor Brennan's cousin from Limerick area.

[BaggyTrousers]

I blame Trevor Brennan's cousin from Limerick area.

He did have a bit of a look about him Mike.

[Dave]

Thought this would be about some paedo that needed lynching

[Shan]

Feck sake Baggy, ya haven't much to be troubling you. Guy who has had to listen to an auld feckárse mithering about a feckin card drops the damn thing on yer drive. Lucky he sounds like a reasonable chap or you could have got it, or more, in yer puss. Gwan away and lie down.

[BaggyTrousers]

Feck sake Baggy, ya haven't much to be troubling you. Guy who has had to listen to an auld feckárse mithering about a feckin card drops the damn thing on yer drive. Lucky he sounds like a reasonable chap or you could have got it, or more, in yer puss. Gwan away and lie down.

You may think His Grace and I have little in common but I think I can state with some confidence that he would not have potential hired help littering his domain and indeed I'd be surprised if he wouldn't have summoned the constabulary.

As indeed I did this morning. I told them that the gypobastard looked to be scouting the place out looking for a few pensioners be could bully to the cashpoint and that being a traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavlor from Limerick there was every chance he'd knife someone, the feckless, workshy, dodgy bad-mannered feckin' mick.

I also told my friendly PSNI officer that the tramp's business card, like all scammers, had no address, no website, just a mobile phone & a email. I suggested that an eye was kept for a fancy black van that doesn't look as if any work has been performed from it.

Trampbastard.

[rumncoke]

Baggy be glad the Git didn't coin or key the car

It's not been unknown


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[Shan]

As indeed I did this morning. I told them that the gypobastard looked to be scouting the place out looking for a few pensioners be could bully to the cashpoint and that being a traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavlor from Limerick there was every chance he'd knife someone, the feckless, workshy, dodgy bad-mannered feckin' mick.

The rantings of a man losing his grip on the edge.

[Rooster]

Meet them at the door with the shotgun, that scares the bejesus out of them

[BaggyTrousers]

As indeed I did this morning. I told them that the gypobastard looked to be scouting the place out looking for a few pensioners be could bully to the cashpoint and that being a traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavlor from Limerick there was every chance he'd knife someone, the feckless, workshy, dodgy bad-mannered feckin' mick.

The rantings of a man losing his grip on the edge.

Gerraway up de yard, you know every word rings true, can't be too careful around traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavlers, forget the knife, they usually have a meat hook about their corpulent workshy arsepieces.

And I'll have ye know my good young gossoon, I don't like heights and never stray too close to the edge.

[BaggyTrousers]

I wish I were licensed to pack heat. I'd have sent the fecker away dancing.

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