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Calling all ould coffin-dodgers, HELP

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Right, I have to confess that not all of my teeth are my own, an assortment crowns a 4 tooth bridge and an odd assortment of multi-filled gnashers all add up to my winning smile.

Or at least they did until about February when I had my latest in a long line of abscesses, resulting from a boot in the bake when as my teacher suggested I should "tackle them round the ankles boy" and I managed to go lower on a big bloody country bumpkin frae Ballymayna hi, biting onto his boot.

My dentist, the fragrant Ashleigh said that boys bitten his last, I'll make you a temporary plate. Those of you who met me in the latter part of the season will doubtless have noticed that I was auditioning the look of the gap-toothed yokel as I can't stand to have the plate anywhere near my bake. I'd happily live out my days with the gap but Mrs T doesn't like the look and pesters me to wear the plate in public. :roll: :roll: :roll: .

Wind forward to today when Ashleigh again suggests an implant, I counter with what about a partial bridge and we settle on a single Valplast denture, a cunning little devil that it is and a snip at a mere £640.

Cunning little device.
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She wanted me to get an implant at £2000 but I told her unless she can guarantee my life will not end in the next 20 years I'm not paying more than £100 Stg per year, I'd rather suck soggy Weetabix through a straw.

Now if anyone is still with me, I'm told that the Valplast is hugely more comfortable to wear that a standard acrylic plate, as it simply clips around the adjoining teeth on a flexible so has anyone worn one, is it a bloody con or are they indeed more flexible in the bake without the irritating plate?

Anyone who can advise, step right up.
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Whatever you get you'll still be an ugly git, Baggy, >crazy1 so why not save the money and keep the gap-tooth yokel look anyway? :lol: :duck:

I'll not even charge ya for the advice. How's that for value fer money? :thumleft:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Whatever you get you'll still be an ugly git, Baggy, >crazy1 so why not save the money and keep the gap-tooth yokel look anyway? :lol: :duck:

I'll not even charge ya for the advice. How's that for value fer money? :thumleft:
Seconded!! :thumleft:
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Should have known you two galoots would have been the replies. :roll:

I hope all yer teeth fall out, I'll christen yis the gummy bears. :lol:
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BaggyTrousers wrote:Should have known you two galoots would have been the replies. :roll:

I hope all yer teeth fall out, I'll christen yis the gummy bears. :lol:
A lot of mine already have - never bothered to fill the gaps with anything though.

Thankfully the gaps are at the back ...... leaving just the discoloured and crooked ones at the front. :oops:

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Aye, that's fine for gremlins like you and Snipe, Grumps, but someone as dashingly attractive and with a magnetic personality - mainly due to my various pinned bones and metal teeth - you can't put a price on maintaining your good looks......... for those of us who have kept them. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Aye - just keep telling yersel that Baggy ..... :lol:
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You only need good looks -- if you don't have a personality

As the song goes "Why was he born so beautiful?"



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You must be very handsome, rum.
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Not now and never close to your mirror image .



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rumncoke wrote:Not now and never close to your mirror image .



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rumncoke wrote:Not now and never close to your mirror image .



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Yes, rumsplain to me how I look. Image Image Image
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