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Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:21 pm
by Rooster
BR wrote:
Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:“A graduate of Manchester University in Law and Accounting, Shane has 22 years’ experience at CEO level, including serving on over 20 private, public and voluntary boards.”

What a Load of wánk
In two minds whether to reply to the Bryson CEO's tweet asking which Manchester University it was, at what level was his 22 years at CEO level accrued, and was it the real BP, the real RNIB and the real Ulster Rugby for which he worked?
Do it.
But I kind of think if they can't be arsèd with due diligence, then fûck them.

You'd wonder if some journalist out there may be interested in the story.
Journalists had the full story on his previous but were not interested in publishing the story.

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:30 pm
by Gerald the Mole
i have now officially moved on, FU(K HIM

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:59 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
BR wrote:'The level of interest for this post exceeded our expectations with over 50 senior executives applying from across the UK and Ireland.
At least 45 of those applicants were Cockatrice. :lol:





No wait ....... sorry, that was for a different post. :duh:

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 am
by UlsterNo9
Must be an Ulster season ticket holder working for the Bryson Group thinking what has he done in a former life to deserve this.

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:06 am
by big mervyn
Don't know much about Bryson's work except they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:07 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:49 pm
by Rooster
We call the Bryson recycling lorry the litter louts as you usually can gather up a box full of plastic bottles after they have chucked them in the general direction of the van.

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:17 pm
by BR
Al wrote:
big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:
So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:48 pm
by Alister Scott
BR wrote:
Al wrote:
big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:
So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?
>appl >appl

Yes ...literally! >EW

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:53 pm
by UlsterNo9
Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:57 pm
by big mervyn
Al wrote:Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?
Poetical licence?

Re: *@#$ - didn't expect this.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:24 am
by BaggyTrousers
big mervyn wrote:
Al wrote:Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?
Poetical licence?
Speaking of poetry, I may have told you all about my dyslexia, but when I applied for the poetry course my friends laughed, more fool them, so far I've knocked out a vadge & two lovely jugs.