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The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:21 pm
by WeeWorld
Kicking this topic off with this inspirational useless boast from theodddropgoal.

theodddropgoal wrote:I've seen both East Fife and Forfar play live. (not against each other) Top that for useless boast.


You heard the man, top that if you can!

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:26 pm
by big mervyn
I like this thread.

I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:32 pm
by WeeWorld
big mervyn wrote:I like this thread.

I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.


Nice one

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:49 pm
by Dave
I love lamp.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:59 am
by UlsterNo9
In my eight years we have achieved 13 play-offs, having in the previous seven years having achieved none, including four European Cup quarter-final appearances

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:11 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
big mervyn wrote:I like this thread.

I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.

I once sold a piece of rock labelled as a meteorite to Syd Barrett as a birthday present for his nephew.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:16 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
theodddropgoal wrote:I've seen both East Fife and Forfar play live. (not against each other) Top that for useless boast.

I've seen the odd drop goal in my time.

I've even scored the odd drop goal (or two).

Indeed, perhaps unsurprisingly, I've even seen the odd drop goals that I scored.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:55 am
by WeeWorld
I'd rather this thread only had the occasional decent post than be cluttered up with nonsense.
Please stay on topic.
First two entries are quality, let them be your guide.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:04 pm
by OneMore
I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.

We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:17 pm
by 222toHounslow
I once saw HWM and the Holywoodettes sober on an away trip.

Beat that!

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:32 pm
by WeeWorld
OneMore wrote:I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.

We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.


I'm amazed that blackburn over stayed in a hotel when it's only an hour from Liverpool.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:35 pm
by OneMore
WeeWorld wrote:
OneMore wrote:I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.

We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.


I'm amazed that blackburn over stayed in a hotel when it's only an hour from Liverpool.

Pretty sure all the top end teams stay in a hotel the night before a game even when they're playing at home these days.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:38 pm
by Dave
I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:24 pm
by Rooster
222toHounslow wrote:I once saw HWM and the Holywoodettes sober on an away trip.

Beat that!
Liar

Re: The Useless Boasts thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:40 pm
by big mervyn
Dave wrote:I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.

Best office Xmas dinner ever!