That is true but Keatley is coming.Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
Joke of the Day
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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I went for a testicular examination this morning.
The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "don't worry. It's not unusual to get an erection during this procedure."
I said "I haven't got an erection"
She said "No ... but I have!"
The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "don't worry. It's not unusual to get an erection during this procedure."
I said "I haven't got an erection"
She said "No ... but I have!"
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Dave wrote:That is true but Keatley is coming.Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
On his own, or with JC?
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Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
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You'll have to spell it out for memonkee wrote:Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
The only joke i see is that it went to trial thanks to a ra lawyer interfering
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9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
You must have missed the 80s
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Ayemonkee wrote:9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
Was quite young
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Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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Racistrumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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That's why he is ORFRuss wrote:Racistrumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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racist ??
where
chauvinist maybe
but less so than my father
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chauvinist maybe
but less so than my father
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Just what the world needs Ron'n, generational change, respect by stealth, no rush, weemin this century, buggers in about 500 years. Long live the Asher's generation, smiley entitled wee Christian bar steward who love to have someone to look down on.rumncoke wrote:racist ??
where
chauvinist maybe
but less so than my father
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Baggy
Remember all change is for no change every generation likes to think it is more civilised than the previous .
But the fact is the human race has not advanced one inch
we still torture people but the methods differ
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Remember all change is for no change every generation likes to think it is more civilised than the previous .
But the fact is the human race has not advanced one inch
we still torture people but the methods differ
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her...
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light...
"No madam," said the gardener.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her...
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light...
"No madam," said the gardener.
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