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Where have you been baldnob ?

Entertained by Alexa ---( echos of the past) -- trailer trash moan music -- I assume
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rumncoke wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:47 am Where have you been baldnob ?

Entertained by Alexa ---( echos of the past) -- trailer trash moan music -- I assume
Disenchanted by the general handling of the Jackson/Olding fallout, and BBC's loss of broadcasting coverage . . .

I would respond to your second sentence as well, if I could decode what on Earth you meant.
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I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
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rumncoke wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 pm I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
I'm glad that's been clarified ...
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big mervyn wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:55 pm
rumncoke wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 pm I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
I'm glad that's been clarified ...
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Some of you must be old enough to remember Professor Stanley Unwin.
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Certainly do, Merv.
For those who don't: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=st ... &FORM=VIRE
Classic comedy.
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solidarity wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:39 pm Certainly do, Merv.
For those who don't: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=st ... &FORM=VIRE
Classic comedy.
thank you for the video forgot about him..... >clapping
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My grief counsellor died recently.

He was so good, I couldn't give a f*ck.
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I took the shell of my racing snail the other day, thinking it would make him go faster ... but it only made him more sluggish.
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3 New fathers rush to the hospital to see their new born. Englishman, Asian guy and a Welshman. Doctor says with all this Covid 19stuff going on , I am afraid our record keeping systems are in a bit of a mess. We have got the babies mixed up, and aren't sure whose is who. I can only suggest drawing lots for the order of choosing.
The Englishman wins the draw, and goes first. He enters the baby unit, and emerges with what is fairly obviously an Asian baby.
The Doctor says, are you absolutely sure that is the one you want?
Too bloody right, says the English guy. There is a 50/50 chance one of those other buggers is Welsh!
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All you guys getting bored today......
Ring a woman's rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge......
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The language was worse than a WhatsApp message
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Tibetan monk who claims to have seen Jesus's face in a tub of margarine says:
"I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
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Seeing as I have so much time on my hands at the minute I thought I'd make a donation at the sperm clinic.

The girl asked me to masturbate in the cup.

I said "f*!# me! I'm pretty good but I don't think I'm ready for. a competition!"
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